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July 9th, 2010 by unkle lancifer · 21 Comments

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  • 1 Walter PaisleyNo Gravatar // Jul 9, 2010 at 9:14 am

    2: Carnage
    3: Monster Dog! Alice Cooper!
    5: The Video Dead
    8: Spasms
    The others are so familiar… they’ll come to me yet!
     

  • 2 Walter PaisleyNo Gravatar // Jul 9, 2010 at 9:16 am

    1: The Carpenter (I think!)
    7: Too Scared to Scream (maybe)
    I think I know some more, but I’m not gonna hog them all.

  • 3 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Jul 9, 2010 at 9:25 am

    Yes, #1 is the Carpenter and #2 is Carnage (I knew those right away!), I think #7 could be Sledgehammer.
    #4 is Frozen Terror I think
    And I’ll guess that #9 is Death by Dialog, but that’s a random out-of-my-ass guess…

  • 4 TaylorNo Gravatar // Jul 9, 2010 at 9:34 am

    #10 seems like it should be Blue Sunshine, with the baldness.  Apart from that I only recognize The Video Dead in #5.

  • 5 Walter PaisleyNo Gravatar // Jul 9, 2010 at 9:48 am

    I believe number 10 is Dreamaniac, which I should have known off the bat because it was made by a friend of mine, Dave DeCoteau.

  • 6 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Jul 9, 2010 at 9:52 am

    Walter, my fiance and I met Dave through a friend of ours, and for my guy it was like meeting Elvis. He was SO nice… We’re big fans.

  • 7 Walter PaisleyNo Gravatar // Jul 9, 2010 at 9:57 am

    Yeah, he’s a sweetheart! Very nice fellow.

  • 8 mitchNo Gravatar // Jul 9, 2010 at 9:58 am

    My internet keeps dying, so people beat me to the ounch, but here are my guesses anyways:

    1. Watchers
    2.
    3. Monster Dog
    4. Frozen Scream
    5. Video Dead
    6.
    7. Sledgehammer
    8.Spasms
    9. Doom Asylum
    10. Dreammaniac

  • 9 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Jul 9, 2010 at 10:30 am

    Confirmations and hints…

    1 The Carpenter= Walter with an assist from Amanda!

    2 Carnage=WP, I thought that was going to be hard one!
    3 Monster Dog! Good job WP!
    4 Frozen Terror= Yay ABN!
    5 Video Dead=Another WP, and Taylor gets it too!
    6
    7 Sledgehammer= The always amazing ABN!
    8 Spasms=WP!
    9 Doom Asylum= Brilliant catch Mitch!!
    10 Dreamaniac = Another WalterP and Mitch too!
    Fantastic job by all!!!
    Walter, I must send you on a mission to retrieve a traumafession from Dave DeCoteau! You will be Kindertrauma Royalty forever!!!
    so what about that #6
    here is a hint…
    “The day brings Snoopy”

  • 10 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Jul 9, 2010 at 10:32 am

    Oh, and I have to admit that i have yet to see Sledgehammer but based on these scenes it is my new favorite movie…

  • 11 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Jul 9, 2010 at 10:39 am

    Best intro ever…

    (edited by Ralph Cutter!)

     

  • 12 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Jul 9, 2010 at 10:47 am

    And here is a great song to start off your weekend…

  • 13 senskiNo Gravatar // Jul 9, 2010 at 10:47 am

    #6 – The Night Brings Charlie!

  • 14 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Jul 9, 2010 at 10:49 am

    SENSKI!!!!! Will you ever not be my Hero????

    Senski gets the last one with The Night Brings Chuck!

  • 15 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Jul 9, 2010 at 10:55 am

    Aww, I’m DYING to see the Night Brings Charlie again! I remember thinking it blew, but in a good way!

    Unk, I wrote a review of Sledgehammer last year for Retro Slashers. I was on a big SOV kick (and am still a bit). It’s not bad but not great either. It’s mostly a must see for the killer. I think he’s genuinely creepy!

  • 16 senskiNo Gravatar // Jul 9, 2010 at 10:57 am

    Must…see…Sledgehammer….
     
    “That’s it, Tommy, just hold on the door…hold on the door…yeah, just stay on it…don’t worry, we got lots of videotape…”

  • 17 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Jul 9, 2010 at 10:59 am

    Amanda, wasn’t I saying a couple weeks ago that I wanted to make a movie that features half shirts and is entirely in slo-mo? I think Sledgehammer beat me to it!

  • 18 lottie_of_millhavenNo Gravatar // Jul 9, 2010 at 11:20 am

    Sledgehammer is without a doubt the WORST movie I have ever seen.  Not only does almost nothing happen during the entire thing, they use the same establishing shot of the house about 7 times.  Oh, and it lasts…for minutes on end.  I’d rather watch a marathon of late era Ulli Lommell then see that movie again. 

  • 19 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Jul 9, 2010 at 11:52 am

    Ah! Lottie, you are breaking my heart! I have to see it! You are scaring me with the comparison to late era Lommell, those are some strong words!

  • 20 PinchyNo Gravatar // Jul 10, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    “And another star wipe….aaaand….cut.”
    Actually, I’m a bit impressed with the soundtrack to Sledgehammer.  Simple, but effective.

  • 21 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Jul 10, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    I think Sledgehammer looks very romantic. I wish Aunt John would burp in my face, pour condiments on my head and place empty beer cans on my head when we go on slo-mo walks more often.

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