I tried to write a review for the CRISPIN GLOVER craptacular SIMON SAYS several times and failed miserably. No worries, TENEBROUS KATE hit the nail on the head HERE!
Andre Dumas sets her eye on EYES WIDE SHUT over HERE!
Arbogast blows my mind with “Images of Film: shadowplay” HERE!
Less than a month ago I prayed that somebody with a brain would invent a gun like the one in LOOKER and so now it is kind of so (it doesn’t make you forget junk…rats!). It’s called the DAZER TAZER and you can’t buy one HERE!
I can’t stop watching LOUIE; it’s my new favorite misanthropic genius show. If you are an old person you should check it out HERE!
Aunt John thinks that TRUE BLOOD should be replaced by this HERE!
Speaking of music, will somebody operate on my head and remove this HERE!
MADE FOR TV MAYHEM names a trauma and it’s called MIDNIGHT OFFERINGS and you can read about that HERE!
I will not apologize for my love of SHOTGUN HARLEY (below).