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Kindertrauma Back-to-School Funhouse :: With Kindertrauma Academy Headmistress Aunt John

September 10th, 2010 by aunt john · 30 Comments

AUNT JOHN SEZ: Summer’s over all y’alls, so let me be the first to personally welcome you back to another school year at the hallowed halls of Kindertrauma Academy! I trust you brought your hot air balloon emblazoned Trapper Keepers and sharpened number two pencils for what promises to be an academically challenging and rewarding experience.

Below you will find a copy of your roster, however your dear old Auntie seems to have forgotten the names of the movies from whence your schedule comes. Name the flicks in the comments and you might find yourself the randomly selected winner of a highly coveted piece of back-to-school swag!

1st Period :: Remedial Algebra

2nd Period :: Music Appreciation

3rd Period :: Gym

4th Period :: Lunch

5th Period :: Advanced Placement English

6th Period :: Art

7th Period :: College-Prep Biology

8th Period :: Geography

9th Period :: Free Period: Library Study Hall

10th Period :: After-School Yearbook Club

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30 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Andre DumasNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 9:10 am

    I think I sadly only know that #9 is CARRIE

  • 2 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 9:11 am

    Andre moves to the head of the class… #9 is CARRIE.

  • 3 mamamiasweetpeachesNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 9:24 am

    Is #6 PROM NIGHT 2: HELLO MERY LOU?

  • 4 Andre DumasNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 9:27 am

    Okay wait I’m guessing again is #10 Prom Night????

  • 5 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 9:27 am

    Good eye mamamia… #6 is PROM NIGHT 2: HELLO MARY LOU!

  • 6 MuttsNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 9:27 am

    I’ll take a swing at #3 and say it’s Nightmare On Elm St 2

  • 7 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 9:27 am

    Your guess paid off Andre… #10 is PROM NIGHT.

  • 8 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 9:28 am

    Is #3 Fear No Evil?

    And #7 is Return to Horror High, I think. Vince Edwards Rules!ย  “Dead Little Freddie.”

    #10 is Prom Night, that’s Lou in the background!

  • 9 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 9:28 am

    Yikes, there were only 3 posts when I started my last post! My goodness, this site is busy! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • 10 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 9:29 am

    Sorry Mutts, #3 is not from Nightmare on Elm Streetย  2… that gym teacher wore chaps.

  • 11 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 9:30 am

    Amanda… gets #3 (EVILSPEAK) & #7 (RETURN TO HORROR HIGH)… and #10 is PROM NIGHT!

  • 12 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 9:32 am

    Technically, I didn’t get #3… but I’ll take it! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • 13 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 9:33 am

    Oh, is #4 Born Innocent?

  • 14 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 9:35 am

    I should drink more coffee before I give away the whole roster… Amanda did not get #3,,, but it is EVILSPEAK & yes, #4 is BORN INNOCENT.

  • 15 jeffreygmmNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 11:06 am

    #2 is totally Class of 1984. (and now Grease 2 will permeate my entire weekend, thank you very much!!)

  • 16 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 11:08 am

    A+ jeffreygmm… #2 is CLASS OF 1984!

  • 17 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 11:09 am

    btw, is it just me or does the picture hanging in the background of #5 look like the Grandpa in Silent Night, Deadly Night?

  • 18 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 11:13 am

    I can totally see that…

  • 19 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 11:22 am

    Haha! That picture is so funny. Gramdpa is my favorite creepy old man! ๐Ÿ™‚ My guy thinks Billy only imagined gramps talkin’ to him! Unhinged, yo!

  • 20 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 11:41 am

    I got some hints!

    Here are the correct answers so far….

    1

    2 CLASS OF 1984

    3 EVIL SPEAK

    4 BORN INNOCENT

    5

    6 HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT 2

    7 RETURN TO HORROR HIGH

    8

    9 CARRIE

    10 PROM NIGHT

    ************

    HINTS:

    1=Bruce Campbell

    5= AKA “Dead Kids”

    8= Soundtrack includes: Sex Pistols, Ramones, Boomtown Rats & Patti Smith!

  • 21 magiredNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 11:54 am

    got here late but i can still get one right!! 5 is strange behaviour

  • 22 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    So #8 is Fear No Evil?

  • 23 Andre DumasNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    Hmmmm Bruce Campbell…..#1 isn’t the Woods is it?

  • 24 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    Good job Magired!

    5=Strange Behavior

    Amanda knows her tunes!

    8= Fear No Evil!!

    Who will be Lucky (hint) enough to get #1?

    I spoke too soon Andre got it with THE WOODS!!

  • 25 micksterNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    Dang! I hate that I missed out on this one. Since I am a high school teacher, I didn’t have the opportunity to see this until after school. BTW, that picture of Lou always makes me laugh hysterically. I may need to watch Prom Night this weekend unless I wait until prom season. Here is a question for everyone: Are there any horror movies that take place during homecoming? I am referring to high school homecoming.

  • 26 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    Mickster, the closest I can think of that Julie Brown song, “The Homecoming Queen’s Gotta Gun!” I’ll have to think about it!

  • 27 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    Oh, check this out:

    http://www.newstreamz.com/2010/06/17/horror-movie-scheduled-to-premier-in-san-marcos/

    Not sure it’s high school or college, but it IS homecoming!

  • 28 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    Well done, my pets!

    Sorry it took me long to announce the winner, I ended up in one of those never ending faculty meetings with the staff at Kindertrauma Academy. Put some drinks in that algebra teacher and she will not shut up.

    Anywhoozles… today’s randomly selected winner …. drumroll please… is …. magired!

    magired… please send you mailing address to your dear old aunt john at kindertrauma@gmail.com.

    That said, how fan-fucking-tastic is GREASE 2?!?!?
    ย 

  • 29 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Sep 10, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    Mickster, “HOMECOMING” is the title of the next great slasher movie. You, per usual are a genius.

    A.J. , Grease 2 is superior to Grease. It’s the sad truth.

  • 30 magiredNo Gravatar // Sep 11, 2010 at 2:59 am

    im in the uk so my prize goes to someone else. oh and grease 2 is soooooo good and yeah i prefer it over grease any day.

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