Me again…I recently had a child (that is not the trauma) and so my morning routine now involves a lot more SESAME STREET than usual. The “new” shows are usually about 30% new, 70% recycled old segments and bits. Now, I watched SESAME STREET as a child, but somehow I must have blocked out the horror that now greets me and my son almost every morning.
WILLIAM WEGMAN’S F-ING DOGS!
I mean, Wegman‘s still photos are creepy enough, but whoever decided that these freakish human bodies with dog heads needed to A) move and B) speak to each other in the most droning, monotone, serial-killer-on-Laudium voices should be consigned to some level of T.V. hell. Seriously…
I’m shocked that kids aren’t left with a crippling fear of dogs after these things air. Did DAVID LYNCH have an early career in children’s programming I don’t know about?
Yours in trauma,