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Kindertrauma Funhouse :: Someone’s in the Kitchen With Aunt John

January 28th, 2011 by aunt john · 46 Comments


I am sorry to report that your Unkle Lancifer has come down with a dreadful head cold, and not only do I have to make his favorite comfort food of chicken noodle soup with Sour Patch Kids, but I also have to host the Funhouse this week. The problem is, there are way too many cooks in the various kitchens here at the Kindertrauma Kastle (we have 10 kitchens, what can I say?), and I am not going to get a thing done until they are gone. Can you help me remember what movies they came from so I can tell them to please pack their knives and go?











PS: It’s been ages since we offered up a prize, so on the line this week for one random commenter is an official Kindertrauma Mug. Even if you have no idea where the above cooks came from, feel free to leave a link to your most favorite crock-pot recipe in the comments. Your dear old Aunt John is a harried homemaker and is always on the look out for new set-it-and-forget-it cuisine ideas. For reals!

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46 responses so far ↓

  • 1 ZombetteNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 9:14 am

    4. The Shining

  • 2 ChrisNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 9:16 am

    #3: Deathdream (?)
    #4: The Shining

    That’s all I got. Other than to say I hope for a speedy recovery to ya, Unk. And Aunt John? Don’t let ’em drive you too crazy! πŸ™‚

  • 3 ZombetteNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 9:17 am

    2. Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell

  • 4 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 9:17 am

    Go Zombette! #4 = THE SHINING & Chris gets #3 with DEATHDREAM!

  • 5 chopmeupNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 9:19 am

    8. The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
    10. Firestarter

  • 6 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 9:21 am

    And Zombette gets #2 with DEVIL DOG: THE HOUND OF HELL & chopmeup gets #8 with THE LITTLE GIRL WHO LIVES DOWN THE LANE & #10 with FIRESTARTER.

    Just between us friends, Heather really is a terrible cook!

    firestarter

  • 7 ZombetteNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 9:25 am

    #9 is eating at me. I swear I just watched it.

    P.S. Feel better Unk!

  • 8 mamamiasweetpeachesNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 9:29 am

    wow I would have put money on two being WATCHER IN THE WOODS Isnt that kyle Richards? No?

    4 is THE SHINING Ive seen the back of Wendys head more than her husband!

    and the last one is FIRESTARTER

    everyone beat me to it maybe I should browse the other ones again n see if anything hits me

  • 9 mamamiasweetpeachesNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 9:31 am

    Is 1 THE LEGACY? Only cuz I see a nun there and I remember a nun in THE LEGACY.

    Im really graspin at straws here

  • 10 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 9:32 am

    @mamamia: Actually #2 is the more talented Richards’ sister… KIM. I was trying to find a picture of the two of them together in a kitchen in THE CAR, but no dice.

  • 11 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 9:35 am

    And mamamia gets #1 with THE LEGACY (good job on that!)

  • 12 Ryan ClarkNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 9:46 am

    Is #1 Night of Death?

    #9 – Death Wish II?

  • 13 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 9:52 am

    @Ryan Clark: Sorry, good guesses but mamamia was correct on #1 with THE LEGACY, and #9 is not from any of the DEATH WISH flicks.

  • 14 Andre DumasNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 10:09 am

    Drats, I only knew The Shing.
    Good theme though Aunt John!

    Hmmm I want one to be Tenebrae, I’ll just pretend it’s number 6.

    And I now have a deep yearning to see someone’s body pulled down a garbage disposal by a BLOB.

  • 15 Andre DumasNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 10:10 am

    And by Shing I meant Shining..

  • 16 TheMike31No Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 10:16 am

    9 reminds me of Tales that Witness Madness, but it’s not seeming right.

  • 17 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 11:04 am

    Sorry Andre & The Mike, neither TENEBRAE nor TALES THAT WITNESS MADNESS are on today’s menu.

  • 18 Meep ParkerNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 11:19 am

    I’ll take a stab with The Believers for #9?

  • 19 Meep ParkerNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 11:20 am

    And #6 with Audrey Rose?

  • 20 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 11:26 am

    Good eye on the MARSHA MASON Meep… #6 is AUDREY ROSE.

    #9 is not THE BELIEVERS…

  • 21 lottie_of_millhavenNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 11:31 am

    Wild guess here, is #9 Jack O?

  • 22 michaelNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 11:33 am

    #3 Last House on the Left?

  • 23 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 11:40 am

    Sorry lottie, #9 is not JACK O & michael, Chris got #3 with DEATHDREAM.

  • 24 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 11:42 am

    To recap… we are still looking for numbers 5, 7 & 9…

  • 25 cmcmcmcmNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 11:47 am

    awww man! kitchens of horror are one of my obsessions and the only one i got before scrolling down was the shining. i love you for choosing this theme though!!!

  • 26 Andre DumasNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    hints hints! We need hints!

  • 27 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    Hints… let’s see… I wrote a review 0f #5 & Unk has written about #s 7 & 9.

    How’s that for a hint?

  • 28 Erik the RedNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    Is 5 Invitation to Hell? Methinks I spy Joanna Cassidy.

  • 29 cmcmcmcmNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 12:40 pm

    oh, aunt john! i just now noticed you crock pot recipe plea! here is a link for crock pot lasagna – which totally blew me away. i was living in an RV for a year while fixing up a house and used my crock pot and rice cooker a ton!

    this site has lots of other really good recipes too.

    http://crockpot365.blogspot.com/2008/01/super-easy-crockpot-lasagna.html

  • 30 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    Nice work Erik the Red, #5 is INVITATION TO HELL!

  • 31 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 12:46 pm

    Thanks for the recipe cmcmcmcm… I think I have a new favorite blog…

  • 32 ZombetteNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    GRRR!! I can’t figure it out. I just can’t!

    One more hint about 9, please!

  • 33 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    Hmmm… the ending to #9 is somewhat controversial and would never fly in theaters these days.

    Also, it is the last horror movie ever made by its leading lady & the film debut of its leading man…

  • 34 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    On #9, Unk reviewed it in August of 2008.

  • 35 cmcmcmcmNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    i just want to know what #9 is now so i can watch it! or remember it – whichever.

  • 36 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    I stand corrected on #7, Unk didn’t review it so much as reference it in his feature on Snowbound Horror.

    No more hints….

  • 37 cmcmcmcmNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 1:44 pm

    ok – i’m tried going through the archive but gave up but i kinda remember reading that snowbound gig and i’m gussing Devil Times Five – mostly cause it’s prob my most fav horror title ever!

  • 38 cmcmcmcmNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    actually…i’m guessing.

  • 39 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    Excellent guess work cmcmcmcm #7 is DEVIL TIMES FIVE… which leaves us with nagging #9… it’s in the archives… I swear…

  • 40 Erik the RedNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    Is 9 the Prophecy?

  • 41 ZombetteNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    I see there is controversy with the movie Night Trap, which I have never seen.

  • 42 Andre DumasNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    The posession of Joe Delaney?!

  • 43 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 3:39 pm

    Ring that dinner bell Andre! #9 is THE POSSESSION of JOEL DELANEY!

    Hang tight y’all the winner will be announced shortly…..

  • 44 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 8:32 pm

    1. I want to thank everyone for playing today… in spite of the technical difficulties plaguing the site. I am trying my best to work out a solution with our hosting company.

    2. What you’ve been waiting for…. drumroll please… today’s randomly selected winner is….

    cmcmcmcm!!!!!

    Note to cmcmcmcm… please send your mailing address pronto to kindertrauma@gmail.com so the Kindertrauma Prize Patrol can deliver your mug.

    For those who didn’t win… it looks like your Aunt John will be back on the Funhouse beat real soon… so there will be more prizes!

  • 45 cmcmcmcmNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    YAY!!

  • 46 crabbymoonNo Gravatar // Feb 1, 2011 at 7:16 am

    Anyone else notice how similar the clothes and hair are in #8 and #10?

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