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Aunt John’s Eyeball Funhouse

November 18th, 2011 by unkle lancifer · 20 Comments

UNK SEZ: Your poor, long suffering under-appreciated AUNT JOHN is recovering from eye surgery today so this eye-centric funhouse is dedicated to him! Make sure you send AUNT JOHN‘s eyeball some good vibes today because without those peepers this joint would not exist!

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  • 1 Binrow The HereticNo Gravatar // Nov 18, 2011 at 8:58 am

    #2 is ZOMBIE (or ZOMBI 2 – or whatever – that poster outside the theatre scared me as a kid – no way my folks were gonna let me see that!).

    #8 is EYES OF FIRE (not a bad little low budget flick filmed in Missouri).

  • 2 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Nov 18, 2011 at 9:02 am

    I think #1 is Headless Eyes… Not sure about the others!

    Get better soon Aunt John!

  • 3 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Nov 18, 2011 at 9:03 am

    Oh, is #5 the Hills Have Eyes remake?

  • 4 TaylorNo Gravatar // Nov 18, 2011 at 9:21 am

    Building on Amanda’s last guess…I think that’s actually the sequel to the Hills Have Eyes remake. I never saw the movie, but I remember the guy dragging someone from the teaser trailer.

    Also: #7 is My Little Eye, #10 is Eyes Without A Face (?).

  • 5 John BooneNo Gravatar // Nov 18, 2011 at 9:23 am

    #3 is Two Evil Eyes!

  • 6 John BooneNo Gravatar // Nov 18, 2011 at 9:25 am

    #4 Anguish?

  • 7 John BooneNo Gravatar // Nov 18, 2011 at 9:27 am

    #9 is so familiar…Eyes of a Stranger?

  • 8 TaylorNo Gravatar // Nov 18, 2011 at 9:30 am

    Ah, Anguish! I saw that one and could only think “Zelda Rubinstein,” though that title escaped me. Not even sure that’s right, but we were definitely on the same track, John.

  • 9 arthur teagardenNo Gravatar // Nov 18, 2011 at 9:59 am

    Psychic chickensoup to Aunt John, or a cocktail as big as your head, whatever soothes you most.
    Everyone got what I know except
    #6 Mansion of the Doomed
    which is kind of a different spin on
    #10 Eyes without a Face.
    #9 definitely Eyes of a Stranger.

  • 10 cmcmcmcmNo Gravatar // Nov 18, 2011 at 10:17 am

    I know none of these, as per usual – but I’m sending Aunt John all the good vibes I got!

  • 11 Princess FluffernutterNo Gravatar // Nov 18, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    The only one I know for sure is the one at the very top of the page with “Aunt John’s Eyeball Funhouse” written over it: Eyes of Laura Mars.
    Hope you’re feeling better soon, Aunt John!

  • 12 RawhideAlmondMacheNo Gravatar // Nov 18, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    I knew before even looking at the images that Anguish had to be one of them (my guess was #4 but I wasn’t totally sure). It’s the first movie that comes to mind when I hear the word “eyeballs.”

  • 13 FatherOfTearsNo Gravatar // Nov 18, 2011 at 5:07 pm

    Hmmm…….. I have an idea: A future Funhouse with eyeball close ups from horror movies.

  • 14 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Nov 18, 2011 at 5:43 pm

    I think you guys got them all!

    1 HEADLESS EYES

    2 ZOMBIE

    3 TWO EVIL EYES

    4 ANGUISH

    5 THE HILLS HAVE EYES 2

    6 MANSION OF THE DOOMED

    7 MY LITTLE EYE

    8 EYES OF FIRE

    9 EYES OF A STRANGER

    10 EYES WITHOUT A FACE

    TOP (EYES WITHOUT A FACE)
    BOTTOM (THE CRAWLING EYE)

    Thanks for all the well wishes. AJ can’t see too well but is doing fine and is on the mend!

    With AJ in recovery I’ll need all of you guys to help correct my spelling and grammar this week!

    Thanks to everybody who joined in!

    Arthur Teagarden = He IS having chicken soup and I am having a cocktail!

    Have an excellent weekend all!

  • 15 micksterNo Gravatar // Nov 18, 2011 at 11:04 pm

    I missed out on this today, but I wanted to say I hope Aunt John is feeling better soon!

  • 16 crabbymoonNo Gravatar // Nov 19, 2011 at 5:32 am

    Unkle Lancifer, isn’t the top pic from EYES OF LAURA MARS?

  • 17 crabbymoonNo Gravatar // Nov 19, 2011 at 5:35 am

    oops, looks like Princess Fluffernutter already mentioned that.

  • 18 Kyle EllisNo Gravatar // Nov 19, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    I am positively beyond delighted to see the reference to Eyes of Fire!! I have looked for this movie for my entire adult life. I remember watching it with my dad in the late eighties on VHS but could never recall the name of the movie or specific details, but I do remember very eerie, incredibly atmospheric scenes and that it was set in the American settlers era. I just searched Netflix with no luck, and found a great clip on Youtube but that’s all there is- just a clip. Does anyone know where I could find a copy? Thanks again for this amazing site!

  • 19 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Nov 19, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    Kyle,

    “Eyes of Fire” is a great movie!

    In fact, it once appeared on our “Movies to watch for Thanksgiving” list….

    http://www.kindertrauma.com/?p=9372

    I can’t believe it is still not on DVD!

    How can such a good movie stay under the radar for so long?

    I did find some “homemade” copies on ioffer…(bootleg is such an ugly word)

    http://www.ioffer.com/i/EYES-OF-FIRE-1983-DVD-HORROR-UNCUT-RARE-FILM-37273241

  • 20 Kyle EllisNo Gravatar // Nov 20, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    Thanks Unkle Lancifer, I found it there as well as on sites like the pirate bay available for download. Do you know if there are different versions? I saw a Japanese VHS print stating it’s ‘uncut’ and I was curious. Thanks again, you’ve solved a 20+ year old mystery!

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