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“The Present” (2005)

December 20th, 2011 by unkle lancifer · 5 Comments

I had awful dreams last night and I blame the segment “The Present” from KAZUO UMEZ’S HORROR THEATER VOL 3. directed by YUDAI YAMAGUCHI (VERSUS, BATTLEFIELD BASEBALL.) “The Present” is a Japanese killer Santa story based on an influential manga. Honestly, I don’t know much about mangas but if anything involves a killer Santa, I want to know about it and I want it to be a part of my life. “The Present” opens with a little girl named Yuko having an awful dream herself. It’s Christmas night and her parents console her by informing her that as long as she is good, she has nothing to worry about and Santa will protect her from harm. If she’s bad though, she is screwed!

Flash-forward into the future and Yuko is now a young adult. She appears to be a bit of a wallflower compared to her friends but she agrees to travel with a group to a hotel to celebrate Christmas. Arriving at the hotel, she begins to stumble across crap featured in her childhood nightmare. In fact, the hotel room she stays in is decorated with assorted objects from her youth. Yuko is not feeling it and wants to go home but her friends convince her to stay and then her boyfriend convinces her to have sex. Apparently having sex on Christmas angers Santa and now Yuko and all her pals have to be butchered and fed to the reindeer. Wow, Yuko’s parents were not kidding.

“The Present” is doused in off-putting colors and heavily utilizes disorienting angles and flash cuts. It’s made even more surreal by the fact that it is filmed on some kind of HD video that reminds me of DR. WHO. There’s plenty of blood and gore running through this simple vignette, but the real creeps are the result of the psycho-moralistic undercurrent. It’s kind of like being stuck in one of those Christian haunted houses that tries to scare the sin out of you. I can’t say crazy Santa is completely effective either. He’s got a very impressive throwing star on a chain which he uses to yank off assorted limbs, but for some reason he can’t be bothered to deliver a proper scowl. Maybe this dude looks scary in Japan, but to me he looks like a bored delivery guy.

Assuming that nobody will ever watch this, I’m going get spoiler-y. As if the character of Yuko had not been disparaged enough, we come to find out that she was never the innocent we knew and was just pretending to be “pure” as a way to manipulate those around her. It turns out she doesn’t like Christmas, does not want to spend Christmas with her parents, smokes cigarettes and sneakily smiles to herself when she’s pretending to be coy. Personally I’m still not convinced that she deserves to have her brains scooped out but hey, I’m a liberal. It’s not surprising that the movie ends up being the dream that young Yuko had at the start. What is surprising is that young Yuko takes credit for squashing the brain of the “bad” future Yuko who is yet to be and that her parents rejoice in the fact that she will always be “gentle”.

Well, I’m happy I checked this one out even though I think it’s crazy making and causes bad dreams. “The Present” is so dogmatic that it ends up revealing the most horrible side of Santa I’ve ever seen. Turns out he is just a tool to scare and bribe kids into listening to their parents and submiting to their bourgeois values. Who knew?

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5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 tistheseasontvNo Gravatar // Dec 20, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    I’ve actually seen this–I thought it was hilarious. I loved the blood-thirsty reindeer and the efficient use of the Christmas star.

    Yeah, I agree with you about the Santa Claus–he’s not that menacing. Yet, this is another example of a blue-eyed Santa Claus. I’m not sure what a blue-eyed Santa culturally means to the Japanese but they make a big deal of it in other Christmas stories as well.

  • 2 mamamiasweetpeachesNo Gravatar // Dec 20, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    wow what a weird coincidence this would pop up…I was helping my boyfriend move over the weekend and he had crates and crates of DVDs. I looke dthru them to see if her had the same ones I have and was immediatley drawn to THIS one…seeing that its holiday season and all so I stopped helping him look thru boxes and popped it on. I like Santa as a heavy anyway , and this one was a pretty good villain …my only qualm being we dont know about or care about Yukos friends so we dont care wether they live or die. But I cfan say that about half the horror movies I sit thru.

  • 3 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Dec 20, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    tistheseason,

    I was wondering about that blue eye thing!

    I kept thinking his eyes are not that blue at all. What are they talking about? It’s not like he’s Daniel Craig or something…

    The reindeer and throwing star did make up for slacker Santa though.

    MSP,

    I’m so glad you saw this one! It’s really weird isn’t it?

    I might have to track down the comic it’s based on. I can’t wrap my head around lil’ Yuko dreaming of killing her future self.

    I couldn’t really capture a proper image but I also liked the shot of the hotel on the hill as they are driving to it.

    It’s almost like the carriage ride in Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

  • 4 goblinNo Gravatar // Dec 22, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    ‘The Present’ is currently up on YouTube, for those who’d like to see it:

  • 5 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Dec 22, 2011 at 6:06 pm

    Excellent, Thanks Goblin !!!

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