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Traum-mercial Break :: Valentine’s at Carvel

February 14th, 2009 by aunt john · 4 Comments

Because nothing says, “I LOVE YOU” to your Aunt John more than a repurposed Cookie Puss.

Happy V.D. & SATURDAY THE 14TH to you & your special sweetie!

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4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 FatherOfTearsNo Gravatar // Feb 14, 2009 at 8:49 am

    That “Saturday the 14th” clip was cute BUT that “Gill Man” menacing the girl gave me bad flashbacks to those raping underwater mutants from “Humanoids from the Deep”!  Oh, BTW, is that Colp from the last two “Planet of the Apes” movies?

  • 2 FoxNo Gravatar // Feb 15, 2009 at 2:25 am

    I guess I wasn’t lucky enough to grow up with cookie puss, but that mug of his (hers?) is really disturbing.  Is that bush underneath it’s hat?

    If cookie puss didn’t (presumably) taste so good, I would think he/she might qualify as an official traumatizer.

  • 3 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Feb 15, 2009 at 10:15 am

    Silly Fox, those are not pubes!

    If Cookie Puss ever does make it into the Valhalla of traumatizers, she/he does come with the bestest theme song courtesy of the Beastie Boys.

  • 4 TenebrousKateNo Gravatar // Feb 15, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    Regular Cookie-Puss is creepy enough, but holy WOW–the heart-gobbling horror of Valentine Cookie-Puss might just put me round the bend!  I’m swearing off ice cream for a month!!!

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