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Kindertrauma Funhouse :: Greetings From Happy Town!

April 16th, 2010 by unkle lancifer · 19 Comments

UNK SEZ: C’mon get happy! One of our lucky players will win a HAPPY TOWN T-shirt on this very day! HAPPY TOWN (or as I like to call it, the new AMY ACKER show…long live ILLYRIA!) is a brand new show premiering this Wednesday on ABC (check local listings for times). What is the mystery of this happy town and who the heck is the scary magic man killer? You’ll have to tune in to find out. I’m thinking this one looks pretty good and I need a new show to watch! Hey, it’s from the channel that gave us TWIN PEAKS and besides my boo AMY ACKER, it’s got SAM NEIL of IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS, FRANCES CONROY of best show ever SIX FEET UNDER and STEVEN WEBER from that other version of THE SHINING. Maybe this is something we can all watch together kids! What’s an hour a week right? Plus, didn’t ABC give us nearly all of our favorite made-for-T.V. movies back in the day? Show some love! Anyway, you gotta have this T-SHIRT, it’s in a little bread loaf package. If it doesn’t fit, give it to a friend or your beloved mail person to cheer them up. GET GUESSIN’ and watch HAPPY TOWN this Wednesday!

Tags: Kindertrauma Funhouse

19 responses so far ↓

  • 1 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Apr 16, 2010 at 8:45 am

    Ummm, has anyone seen Unkle Lancifer?

  • 2 PhantomWerewolfNo Gravatar // Apr 16, 2010 at 8:54 am

    Just woke up… so sleeepy. Only one I can make out right now is #1 is Death Ship.

  • 3 TaylorNo Gravatar // Apr 16, 2010 at 9:21 am

    #5 is The Other.

  • 4 senskiNo Gravatar // Apr 16, 2010 at 9:34 am

    #1 – Death Ship
    #2 – Mausoleum
    #8 – The Dunwich Horror

  • 5 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Apr 16, 2010 at 9:35 am

    I really suck at these games. I think #4 is Hospital Massacre…
    Aunt John, Oh no! I hope you find him! 😉 That’s pretty cute!

  • 6 senskiNo Gravatar // Apr 16, 2010 at 9:35 am

    #7 – The House of Exorcism

  • 7 mamamiasweetpeachesNo Gravatar // Apr 16, 2010 at 9:42 am

    I suck. MAUSELEUM is #2. Thats all I got me.

    Is it just me or was this a really hard round?!

  • 8 senskiNo Gravatar // Apr 16, 2010 at 9:52 am

    #9 – Horror Express

  • 9 Meep ParkerNo Gravatar // Apr 16, 2010 at 10:05 am

    4. Hell Hole
    One of my grandmother’s favorites.

  • 10 senskiNo Gravatar // Apr 16, 2010 at 10:38 am

    I knew it’d come to me – #6 – Horror Hotel!

  • 11 Walter PaisleyNo Gravatar // Apr 16, 2010 at 10:54 am

    #3 is Galaxy of Terror. I saw that poster when the movie came out and was immediately entranced. I snuck in to see it and got thrown out onto the street because I was only, like, ten years old.
    I recognized almost all of these! But of course I’m a little late.

  • 12 Walter PaisleyNo Gravatar // Apr 16, 2010 at 10:56 am

    And I like how in #7 it looks less like the guy is shouting “Satan, begone!” and more like he’s just yelling “Get out of my yard!”

  • 13 EegahIncNo Gravatar // Apr 16, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    Which I guess just leaves #10 which is Return Of The Living Dead II.

  • 14 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Apr 16, 2010 at 1:12 pm


    1=Death Ship=Pwerewolf
    3=Galaxy of Terror=WP!
    4=HELLHOLE=Meep Parker
    5=The Other=Taylor
    6=Horror Hotel
    7=House of Exorcism=Senski
    8=THe Dunwich Horror=Senski
    9=Horror Express
    10=Return of The Living dead 2= EeGAHinc!
    No hints were needed this week
    Very Good
    Senski is unstoppable!
    THE WINNER OF THE TSHIRT as decided by
    luck of the draw and then more luck of the draw until
    last week’s winner stopped winning is
    Meep Parker’s grandma deserves this award just for loving Hellhole anyway!
    Meep, make sure we have your address, send it to
    and if anyone wants to play TOPTHREE
    mine are
    Horror Hotel, Horror Express and THe Other
    I was going to pick Mausoleum but me and my cousins used to play “The Other” so I hold it dear.
    How do you play “The Other”?
    you jump from a high space yelling “I’m king of the mountain!”
    and then pretend to land on a pitchfork
    I swear we played this for hours laughing hysterically after we saw the movie on TV!

  • 15 lottie_of_millhavenNo Gravatar // Apr 16, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    I’ve actually only seen two of this weeks films (I know, I’m behind) but I love Death Ship a lot.

  • 16 Michael EditsNo Gravatar // Apr 16, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    Lovely artwork. Just like Mom used to make.

  • 17 Meep ParkerNo Gravatar // Apr 17, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    I’m really honored guys! And my grandma would be proud.

  • 18 Will WillNo Gravatar // Apr 19, 2010 at 10:44 pm

    You know, I’ve been a long time lurker of this site. I’m a horror flick aficionado as well…
    I look forward to these “Kindertrauma Funhouses” each week as it’s not only fun, but gives me some direction as to what flicks to go out and get next…
    Just wanted to say thank you — perhaps I’ll do a little contributing in the future as well..

  • 19 lcd tvNo Gravatar // Mar 2, 2011 at 4:51 am

    damn, when next funhouse will be?

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