
Some of the best minds in THE LEAGUE OF TANA TEA DRINKERS got together to discuss evil kids and their place in horror and guess what? Your painfully less cerebral pal Unkle Lancifer was invited along too.(O.K., actually I was there to serve drinks and ultimately endure one of the most humiliating and painful hazing rituals that you can imagine, but I got my two cents in eventually). If you're interested in kids in horror, and really, if you're not why are you reading this and how did you get here? Jump on over to Blogcritics.org and eavesdrop on what those crazy Tana tea drinkers had to say about malicious moppets, the power they possess and why they are so damned scary!



























 
Oh Chris Higgins, you certainly are one of the more self-indulgent of THE FRIDAY THE 13TH final girls, aren't you? In the third installment of the franchise you get a lot of sympathy mileage not only from your long-suffering boyfriend, but also from anybody within earshot when you recall a vague incident that occurred two years prior to the events in the film. As you tell it during a double-exposure flashback, after your boyfriend dropped you off on the night in question, you got into a fight with your folks and then ran off into the woods seeking solitude. Resting under a tree, you were confronted by a disfigured man ("Almost inhuman" are your words) who you grappled with and the next thing you knew you woke up at home in bed. Then comes the part that we here at Kindertrauma have trouble with; you claim to have blacked out the sordid details of that encounter. Chris, really? You're going to use the old catchall excuse "the blackout?" Unfortunately for you Chris, Kindertrauma's scandal happy investigators were able to unearth 10 minutes of extra montage footage that was edited from the film at the last minute by Paramount. If we may be so bold Chris, it seems your problems have less to do with Mr. Voorhees and more to do with one JACK DANIELS.
