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September 8th, 2017 · 2 Comments

I’m not going to lie- all I can think about is going to see IT. That’s why you now find yourself looking at a ridiculous “Help Unk get to IT” maze. Sorry, my stubborn brain refused to offer up anything else. If it doesn’t float your paper boat then may I suggest this super cool retro IT video game you can play on your computer right over HERE? As for me, I’m on my way to Derry, Maine!

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Name That Tagline!

September 1st, 2017 · 9 Comments

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Spot the Difference:: Demonoid (1980)

August 25th, 2017 · 10 Comments

There are ten differences between the image above (A) and the image below (B). How many can you find?

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Name That Horror Movie!

August 18th, 2017 · 14 Comments

Here are ten images from ten horror movies. How many can you identify? Extra points for figuring out what they all have in common. Good luck!

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Name That Movie! (Hosted by Matt Sunshine)

August 11th, 2017 · 37 Comments

Hey, it’s Freaky Friday and me and Matt Sunshine Have switched places! Matt knows all the answers and I know none! How many of these mystery film images kindly provided by Matt Sunshine can you identify?

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Name That TV Guide Ad! (Featuring: Are You in the House Alone? A TV Movie Compendium: 1964-1999 Edited by Amanda Reyes)

August 4th, 2017 · 22 Comments

NOTE: Today’s images come courtesy of our dear chum, TV movie historian extraordinaire Amanda Reyes. Amanda’s new book ARE YOU IN THE HOUSE ALONE? A TV MOVIE COMPENDIUM: 1964-1999 is available now and that strange weeping noise you can’t identify at night is probably your bookshelf begging for it. This book is the ultimate tribute to the TV movies that have had such a profound effect on our psyches and I’m not just saying that because I contributed a few pieces (You know I had to call out SALEM’S LOT for delivering me many a sleepless night). This book is jammed packed with TV movie goodness from the legendary to the obscure and Amanda’s retrospective to the small screen horror films of the late, great WES CRAVEN is worth the price alone. Buy this beauty HERE and plan to be fully occupied with essays, reviews and plenty of cool TV GUIDE ads for a long while.

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Name That Movie on Comet TV!

July 28th, 2017 · 6 Comments

I hope you all have been doing your homework and watching plenty of COMET TV! Below are ten images from ten movies recently shown on COMET TV. How many can you identify? The stakes are high today because one lucky player will be randomly picked to win a fabulous secret prize from COMET TV!

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Spot the Difference:: Night of the Living Dead (1968)

July 21st, 2017 · 5 Comments

You might need to fetch your reading glasses! There are ten differences between the poster above (A) and the poster below (B). Can you find all ten?

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Name That Tom Holland Movie!

July 14th, 2017 · 17 Comments

The great TOM HOLLAND had a birthday this past week (July 11th) so let’s say we celebrate his wonderful career. Below are twelve images from twelve movies (or TV episodes) that he either wrote or directed or in some cases, both! How many can you identify?

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Name That Arrow Video Movie!

July 7th, 2017 · 16 Comments

I was visiting a lovely land called Ardmore yesterday and I came across the greatest thing. It was a fantastic movie rental joint called VIVA VIDEO! They had one of the coolest, heartiest horror sections I’ve ever seen. These righteous dudes even proudly carried SCREAM FOR HELP on VHS! Cooler still, their New Release wall was sparkling with offerings from the great folks of ARROW VIDEO. I wanted to work there for free and I don’t know how I was ever dragged out of the place! So today all of our mystery movie stills are from movies distributed by ARROW VIDEO who you can visit HERE. Also I highly recommend a visit to VIVA VIDEO if you are in their neck of the woods (they also have a top notch sell –through section)!

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