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UNK SEZ: Look at this wonderful book that can be yours! Comments are closed so you are on your own! Identify as many of the slasher images below as you can and send your answers to Kindertrauma@gmail.com! The two people who get the most correct before noon win a book! Sorry, you must live in the U.S. to win, not because I'm cheap but because I'm poor! Good luck!
THE SLASHER MOVIE BOOK is an outstanding tome about the very best movies ever made! It is richly illustrated with the prettiest pictures your eyes will ever see and it's written by somebody truly smitten with the genre J.A. KERSWELL of HYSTERIA LIVES! If you have money you can also purchase this slash-tastic must-own stab-opedia HERE! Recommended times five!












Today's Funhouse consists of folks that appear in some of the many movies mentioned this week in the IAHTKY! posts. Identify as many as you can and then stay tuned, we'll have some fresh IAHTKY coming up later in the day!


UNK SEZ: THE RAVEN opens today and hence our Super Poe Funhouse! What do you guys think? I'm on the fence with this one. It looks pretty slick but am I ready for Poe jumping away from explosions? Not that I know that happens in this; I'm just guessing. Today's Funhouse should be easy and that's a good thing because we're going to start posting some "It's a Horror to Know You!" posts a little later! We're getting so many fascinating responses and I can't wait to start sharing them with you! Big thanks to everyone who is joining in!

Hey look, it's another CABIN IN THE WOODS-themed funhouse! Why is that happening? I was just thinking that this weekend is just as good as last weekend to check it out! What's all this nonsense about horror fans going to see stuff the first week or not at all anyway? Get it together people! Now I can't guarantee you'll like CITW because I know a few who didn't, but part of the fun of movies is taking that risk and finding out for yourself. Give it a go. If you do like it, chances are it will be in a big way. Since CABIN has been out a full week I think I can leak a smidge of spoilage (ew.) and reveal that it loosely references many a famous fright flick. The image above is made of scraps of films that CABIN kinda sorta tips its roof to. Can you guess them all? If you do, you are the super king!

UNK SEZ: Happy Friday the 13th! Not only is today the favorite day of our pal Jason but it is also the day that THE CABIN IN THE WOODS opens in a theater near you! Go see it! Horror movies are like teeth, if you ignore them they'll go away! In the meantime can you identify the cabins and merely cabin-ish dwellings below? Good luck! If you need me you know where I'm at!











