Category: Kindertrauma Funhouse

I know everybody says Karma is a bitch but I don't think Karma is nearly bitchy enough. I will say this about Karma though…lazy, lazy, lazy. Give lameazoid Karma a helping hand by identifying these ten images from ten films where people get their just desserts crammed in their deserving faces!

UNK SEZ:: Hey look it's an AMERICAN VAMIRE FUNHOUSE! How many vampire movie posters do you recognize? Thanks to our pals at DC COMICS somebody out there will win the nice new hard cover book that collects the first five issues of AMERICAN VAMPIRE by SCOTT SNYDER, RAFAEL ALBUQUERGUE and some dude named STEPHEN KING! Get your fangs out and good luck to all!

UNK SEZ:: Will this be too easy or too hard? How well do you know your sci-fi? Special kinder-thanks go to the indispensable BADMOVIES.ORG for image #10 as my personal DVD was acting ornery! Good luck, kinder-space cadets!

AUNT JOHN SEZ: Summer's over all y'alls, so let me be the first to personally welcome you back to another school year at the hallowed halls of Kindertrauma Academy! I trust you brought your hot air balloon emblazoned Trapper Keepers and sharpened number two pencils for what promises to be an academically challenging and rewarding experience.

Below you will find a copy of your roster, however your dear old Auntie seems to have forgotten the names of the movies from whence your schedule comes. Name the flicks in the comments and you might find yourself the randomly selected winner of a highly coveted piece of back-to-school swag!

It's another special Friday with another super duper love trooper guest host! Today we are happy to present the lovely and multi-talented TENEBROUS KATE of the ever fascinating and informative LOVE TRAIN FOR THE TENEBROUS EMPIRE! Kate has selected ten groovy screenshots which are truly and indubitably the cat's pajamas. Kate will be on hand to catch your fall if you should stumble so let the Funhouse shenanigans commence!

By the by, as an incentive today's winner will receive the worth zero dollars "Virtual Muttley Medal" which is a special secret surprise!!!

Pull up a piece of wicker and join your dear old Aunt John out on the Kindertrauma lanai. The girls are about to come over for our weekly canasta and cheesecake hen party, but this Miami heat has done a real number on your Auntie's memory. Can you please help me remember which movies these lovely ladies appeared in?

NOTE: The winner of today's Funhouse will receive a gift from Aunt John, and the card attached will most definitely say, "Thank you for being a friend!"

Hooray for today because we have another special guest host in the Kindertrauma Funhouse! Who could it be? Why, it's our old pal Andre Dumas of HORROR DIGEST fame! Andre has cooked up some super cool images to identify and she'll be on hand to offer hints too! Now, I think I think I'll stroll down to the fishing hole and see if I can catch any 3-D piranhas. You kids behave, guess good and mind Andre! Make sure you jump on over to her swinging pad too. It's over the river and through the woods and right over HERE!

UNK SEZ: Howdy kids, peeps, critters, kin and the ships at sea adjacent to Antonio Bay! Your Unk is honored and proud to announce that today we have a special guest host for our funhouse in the form of the one and only Brian Solomon (aka B-Sol) of the outstanding and impeccable VAULT OF HORROR!

B-Sol has hand picked ten film images for you to identify today and they are real beauties. Put on your thinking caps and do your Unk proud! B-Sol will be on hand to nudge you in the right direction should you get lost and make sure you visit him today at his hospitable home turf HERE! Take it away, Mr. B-Sol!