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Name That Trauma:: Vlad from Ghoul A Go-Go on a Fearsome Phone Call

Posted on By unkle lancifer

Hello,

Vlad here, from Ghoul A Go-Go,

When I was around 7, I caught this movie, probably on channel 9(NY). 40 years later I'm still asking people for help in identifying it.The scene that stuck with me (and has even made its way into my dreams) is of a woman answering the telephone. The phone is on a small table, possibly in a hallway. A look of fear comes across the woman's face as we hear a creepy whispering voice from the telephone repeat a few words: house, doll, ball, lamb…. Then we see what's disturbing the lady. On the boarder of the table are decals of what the voice is naming: a house, a doll, etc… Those may not be the exact words/pictures but that's the idea. The only other clue I have is that I would say it had the look and colors of a British production, late 60s early 70s. Probably not Hammer though.

Kindertrauma Rewind Christmas Special

Posted on By unkle lancifer

Jump into the time machine and visit KT's Christmas past! Yep, it's a clip show.

Top 10 Least Loved RANKIN & BASS Characters.


12 Movie Characters Not To Invite to Your Holiday Party!

Silent Night, Deadly Night: All of 'em!

Kindertrauma Funhouse :: Xmas Horror!

Kinder-Spotlight :: Christmas Evil!

X-Mas Poster Funhouse!

Avalanche of Christmas Horror!

Funhouse of Beards!

Traumafessions: Unk on The Little Drummer Boy.

Black Christmas Word Search!

Official Traumatizer: The Spirit of Christmas (1950)

How Unk Got His Christmas Groove Back!

Black Christmas: Do You See What I See?

Mrs. Mac Snow Maze Puzzle!

Spot The Difference Krampus Puzzle!

Ghost Stories for Christmas!

PLUS: there's still time to order from last year's Kindertrauma Christmas Catalog 2015! The good old days. Merry Christmas!

Comet TV Funhouse!

Posted on By unkle lancifer

Have I told you lately how much I love COMET TV? I was stuck in bed with a cold the other day and it practically saved my life! In gratitude, today's FUNHOUSE features movies exclusive to COMET TV this month! Watch them all for FREE on your TV or check them out live-streaming HERE!

Traumafession:: Danielle P. on SpongeBob SquarePants and Very Naughty Hot Sauce

Posted on By unkle lancifer

Hello, Kindertrauma. I'm 14 years old, a bit younger than everyone else on this site, but I was scared of some things as a kid as well, and I only want to confess fears I've gotten over. Today I want to bring to your attention a scene from SpongeBob that used to scare me as a kid. It's from the episode "Karate Choppers".

Now, in this episode, SpongeBob and Sandy are karate fighting. During their match, Sandy grabs SpongeBob's tongue and takes out a bottle of hot sauce and starts to pour a drop on his tongue. SpongeBob is terrified, as he's freaking out, we zoom in on the drop of hot sauce, and all of a sudden, the screen goes dark and this creepy as hell human face appears on the drop, laughing evilly and rolling its eyes around. Then it says in a gravelly voice, "BY THE POWERS OF NAUGHTINESS, I COMMAND THIS PARTICULAR DROP OF HOT SAUCE TO BE REALLY, REALLY HOT!" and then we go back to SpongeBob and Sandy like nothing happened.

Yeezus on a bike, did that scare me! I remember when I first saw the episode 10 years ago, I actually started crying when the face showed up (granted I cried when I was scared a lot) and didn't even remember the whole "powers of naughtiness" bit until four years later when I would browse transcripts on Spongepedia. I only saw the scene twice as a kid, and I remember the second time, my mom told me the face was Tom Kenny (which it is) but I didn't care! Every time the episode would come on after that, I'd change the channel or leave the room, I seriously avoided the episode for ten whole years!

Last year, though, I decided to voice my fear of it and tried to get myself over it, but when the episode came on again, I couldn't do it, I was scared! Fortunately, the scene appeared on the SpongeBob subreddit on Reddit and I made myself click on it and I got over it. Now I love that scene, but I will always remember avoiding the episode like the plague due to it. On the comments on that scene on YouTube, there's a lot of people who were also scared of it, so I'm not alone.

Cheers!

Name That Trauma:: Tomb on a Creepy Masked Public Access Couple

Posted on By unkle lancifer

This might have been shown West coast/California. Public access show early 90's Produced in Southern California, but shown on my local San Francisco public access.

This couple inside a home would wear these muppet style masks and, for example, reminisce about the 60's. They'd be talking then it would cut to an exterior shot of them dancing in slow-motion to "Groovy Kind Of Love" still in masks …… yiiiihhh

Mind you, I think they were trying to be funny; they'd put on these weird, twerpy cartoon voices. It didn't work. It just had that unintentional (or maybe intentional) creepiness.

It was like New Zoo Review meets Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman meets VIDEODROME.

The title of the show had a weird name muffkins? mushies?mooshies? I'm not making this up, it happened… like a giant millipede crawling on your face

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UNK SEZ: Stop the presses! This NTT has been solved by TOMB himself! Check out Tomb's trauma (UNWIND WITH THE SWEETIES) in the video below (at around 12:25) …if you dare.

Apocalypse Soon Funhouse

Posted on By unkle lancifer

Hey kids, we have a great giveaway today sponsored by our pals at COMET. COMET has an incredible array of movies that you simply can't get with a subscription to streaming platforms like Netflix, Amazon, or Hulu. From wild adventures on Mars to critically acclaimed classics, COMET is the ultimate home of sci-fi and horror… and it's all totally free, no subscriptions needed.

YOU DON'T NEED A SUBSCRIPTION TO WATCH THESE GREAT MOVIES… THEY'RE AIRING FOR FREE ON COMET!



One lucky Kindertrauma reader will get all of this: