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Kindertrauma Funhouse

April 13th, 2018 by unkle lancifer · 13 Comments

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Kindertrauma Funhouse

April 6th, 2018 by unkle lancifer · 10 Comments

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Name That Trauma:: Brian N. on an Upsetting Table Setting

April 3rd, 2018 by unkle lancifer · 1 Comment

Howdy Kindertrauma!

I’ve solved all of my childhood mystery movie memories — save one — and it’s perplexed me for years! Here is what I can recall:

The scene takes place in a bar/restaurant. Some people are sitting around a table, and there may be some sort of aquariums (?) in the background. A man or men walk up to their table and it’s a little tense. What really scared me, though, is what was on the table. There was some sort of centerpiece that frightened my young eyes. I’m not sure it was meant to be scary, but it was to me and has remained the centerpiece of this movie mystery memory for over 45 years. I’m not sure if it was a movie or TV show, but I know I saw it on TV, not in a theater.

I would’ve see this sometime between 1969 and 1971, when I was 4-6 years old. Thank you for any help you can give me! It’s been a looong, frustrating trip trying to solve this one.

Brian

P.S. There is an early 70’s anthology that has vampires in a restaurant, but that’s not it.

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Kindertrauma Funhouse

March 30th, 2018 by unkle lancifer · 10 Comments

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Name That Trauma:: Amanda M. on a Sterile, White Prison Cafeteria

March 27th, 2018 by unkle lancifer · 3 Comments

One of my early traumas comes from a snippet of a movie I don’t know the name of. My cousin was watching this movie one day and I walked in and caught a scene that’s stayed with me ever since (I was in my single digits I think). There was a man surrounded by a lot of tubes or pipes or something. He screamed, then the movie cut to a scene in a sterile white prison cafeteria. All of a sudden a bunch of blood and guts comes falling through the ceiling. That’s when I noped out of the room, so I never caught what the movie was. Can you help me? I’d really appreciate it.

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Kindertrauma Funhouse

March 23rd, 2018 by unkle lancifer · 13 Comments

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Kindertrauma Funhouse

March 16th, 2018 by unkle lancifer · 14 Comments

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Kindertrauma Funhouse:: Name That Tagline!

March 9th, 2018 by unkle lancifer · 8 Comments

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Kindertrauma Funhouse:: Hosted by Dylan Donnie-Duke!

March 2nd, 2018 by unkle lancifer · 14 Comments

UNK SEZ: Today’s Funhouse is hosted by Dylan Donnie-Duke of THE WALTER PAISLEY MOVIE HOUSE!

The Walter Paisley Movie House is dedicated to the appreciation of the little engines that could not. A bearer of witness to those who try so, so hard, and fail with the beauty and grace of a Van Damme splits montage. A missionary on a quest to spread the Gospel of Garbage, to bring forth the heathen of mainstream cinema, and baptize them in the John Waters.

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Kindertrauma Funhouse!

February 23rd, 2018 by unkle lancifer · 8 Comments

There are ten differences between the SILENT MADNESS poster above (A) and the SILENT MADNESS poster below (B). Can you find them all?

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