Hey, STARSHIP TROOPERS is free to view on CRACKLE (HERE)! What's that? You don't think of STARSHIP TROOPERS as having anything to do with horror? I'll be sure to tell that luckless soldier whose decapitated head is flying in the opposite direction of his severed torso that you feel that way. I'm sure he'll find your assessment comforting when his intestines fall like ribbon confetti all over his frozen in mid-scream face.
I don't know about the rest of y'all, but I find STARSHIP TROOPERS to be a non-stop hurricane of creepy-crawly monstrous entertainment. Why, I came across it the other night flipping channels and regardless of how late it was, I could not turn the darn thing off! When it first came out (way back in â€˜97), I naturally dug the goopy effects but felt the storyline was over the top hokey and way too rah-rah action figure oriented. Well guess what, I was a real dope because that off-putting, nationalistic, hurray for blondes, xenophobic, militaristic vibe was part of it its not- so- subtle in hindsight, elbowing point. It's so ahead of its time. I can't even call it satire because it's basically just reality sprinkled with giant bugs.
Blah, I should probably stay away from the political because, first of all, I'm too sheltered/ignorant and second of all, that's the most boring way to approach a piece of art that features the fantasy acting trio of CLANCY BROWN, MICHAEL IRONSIDE and RUE McCLANAHAN. If those three aren't enough to crack your toes, there are spaceships exploding everywhere and stampede after stampede of marauding alien insects. How can you go wrong? This is the type of movie that if it senses you are loosing interest, it will mercilessly whip CASPER VAN DIEN! Word on the street is that STARSHIP TROOPERS is PAUL VERHOEVEN's favorite film that he ever directed and I'm suddenly inclined to agree with him. It's just so fantastic and epic and gleefully indulgent and brilliantly subversive and slyly progressive and gorgeously ugly and somehow equally sharp and squishy and like all great underappreciated movies, it further solidifies and simply gets better by the day. Plus, it's basically SAVED BY THE BELL meets ROBOCOP and ain't nothing wrong with that.