Folks, my disloyal computer is still acting a fool so I'm going to keep this short so as to not incite my chucking it out the window. Lend me your ears! I've got an idea that's going to change the way you live! Surely you have a couple of those clear plastic VHS (Amaray?) boxes lying about your pad? If not, you can still order them from AMAZON. Do as I did and take some of your beloved movie Tie-In paperback books and shove them inside! Look how handsome that is! What a wonderful conversation starter! Your friends will marvel and then go home and secretly cry jealous tears in quiet seclusion! Stand warned though stalwart chums, this method will not work with CHELSEA QUINN YARBO's marvelous adaption of GARY SHERMAN'S tragically underrated masterpiece DEAD AND BURIED (1981)…it's too darn fat!
Our regularly scheduled program Kindertrauma Funhouse will not be shown so that we can bring you this special presentation. Kindertrauma Funhouse will return next week at its regularly scheduled time.