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UNK SEZ: Today's Funhouse is hosted by Dylan Donnie-Duke of THE WALTER PAISLEY MOVIE HOUSE!
The Walter Paisley Movie House is dedicated to the appreciation of the little engines that could not. A bearer of witness to those who try so, so hard, and fail with the beauty and grace of a Van Damme splits montage. A missionary on a quest to spread the Gospel of Garbage, to bring forth the heathen of mainstream cinema, and baptize them in the John Waters.












There are ten differences between the SILENT MADNESS poster above (A) and the SILENT MADNESS poster below (B). Can you find them all?


Hey, let's celebrate THE RITUAL being on NETFLIX by taking a trip to the woods today! How many of these woody movies do you recognize?












All of the images below are from movies that are (ouch!) twenty years old this year! How many of the horror flicks from 1998 do you recognize?










