Category: Kindertrauma Funhouse
Revenge of the Funhouse!
UNK SEZ: Reader bdwilcox said it best in the comments section for our post on THE HORSEMAN, "There are few things quite as satisfying as a good revenge flick." With that in mind, today's Funhouse shall be all about making the bastards pay! Good Luck kiddies!
Creepy Crawly Funhouse!
First came the back-to-back ARACHNOPHOBIA traumafessions, then I found crazy cabbage worms chomping on my garden! Now I can't stop itching! My current feelings can best be expressed with an all-bug FUNHOUSE! Now, I know all the creatures in today's FUNHOUSE flicks are not actually bugs but I don't have time to count legs and look these things up in fancy science books. If it ain't got fur then it ain't that cute and it needs to stand down and back the cuss up! Can you identify the creepy crawly movies below? One smart cookie will win an XXL Kindertrauma T-shirt for trying!
Overlook Funhouse!
Egad, those rascally Overlook spookies have trashed the radio room! Can you help Wendy find the ten discrepancies before her husband loses his temper? All work and no Kindertrauma Funhouse makes everybody dull! Don't be dull! Click the middle images to enlarge!
Strip Monopoly Funhouse!
We're all familiar with the slasher rules right? Only wholesome, virginal "good" girls have what it takes to survive! That's news to our pal Alice here who, when not sleeping with her employer, enjoys smoking pot, drinking beer and playing strip Monopoly! Go Alice! Help Alice win the game and survive the night by finding the TEN differences in these two pictures! (click to enlarge!)
Kindertrauma Funhouse :: Help Carrie White!
Christ on a cracker! Carrie's secret magic powers have gotten her in a fix again by messing up the library. The timing could not be worse because here comes Tommy Ross to ask her out on a date! Can you help Carrie the teenage witch find the ten differences in the library before it's too late? Hurry before she burns in hell! (Click to enlarge!)
Pazuzu Funhouse
Damn it! That nogoodnik Pazuzu is up to his old shenanigans again! The bastard has gone and messed up little Regan's basement craft corner! Can you help Father Karras find the 10 things that are different in the room? No pressure, it's only your eternal soul at stake! (click to enlarge!)
Psycho Funhouse: Norman Needs Your Help!
Is Norman going mad again or has someone been switching things around in Mother's room? Help Norman prove he's still on the sane-train by finding the 12 differences in Momma Bates HQ! Make yourself a toasted cheese sandwich and take a good long look. Leave your answers in the comments section and we will shower you with the correct discrepancies later today! (click to enlarge!)
Lance Henriksen Funhouse
NOTE: This post is part of the LANCE HENRIKSEN BLOGATHON! Yesterday was L.H.'s Birthday and the official launch day of THIS BOOK!
