UNK SEZ: C’mon get happy! One of our lucky players will win a HAPPY TOWN T-shirt on this very day! HAPPY TOWN (or as I like to call it, the new AMY ACKER show…long live ILLYRIA!) is a brand new show premiering this Wednesday on ABC (check local listings for times). What is the mystery of this happy town and who the heck is the scary magic man killer? You’ll have to tune in to find out. I’m thinking this one looks pretty good and I need a new show to watch! Hey, it’s from the channel that gave us TWIN PEAKS and besides my boo AMY ACKER, it’s got SAM NEIL of IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS, FRANCES CONROY of best show ever SIX FEET UNDER and STEVEN WEBER from that other version of THE SHINING. Maybe this is something we can all watch together kids! What’s an hour a week right? Plus, didn’t ABC give us nearly all of our favorite made-for-T.V. movies back in the day? Show some love! Anyway, you gotta have this T-SHIRT, it’s in a little bread loaf package. If it doesn’t fit, give it to a friend or your beloved mail person to cheer them up. GET GUESSIN’ and watch HAPPY TOWN this Wednesday!