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Shrunken Head Funhouse

October 24th, 2014 · 3 Comments

We’re scraping the bottom of the apple barrel! Can YOU find the ten differences?

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Mickster’s TV Halloween Funhouse

October 17th, 2014 · 14 Comments

UNK SEZ:You know a holiday is approaching because here comes our old pal Mickster to kindly host another funhouse! Yay! This time out Mickster has selected images from Halloween themed TV episodes and specials. How many do you kinder-critters recognize?

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Mostly Ghostly Funhouse

October 3rd, 2014 · 11 Comments

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Super Hooper Funhouse

August 8th, 2014 · 16 Comments

Here you have ten images from ten TOBE HOOPER directed movies and/or TV shows. How many can you identify?

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Viewing Party:: Night Vision (1987)

July 25th, 2014 · 5 Comments

We have something real cool today and it’s all thanks to our pal Darkko who shared this flick with me. It’s called NIGHT VISION and it’s from 1987 and it’s directed by the apparently late and clearly great MICHAEL KRUEGER. Now, if you’re NOT the type who digs zero budget flicks that lean toward the long winded and feature only short spurts of sanity, you may want to run in the other direction, feel free, nobody blames you. But if you, like me, go gaga for the blessed confetti explosion of idiosyncrasy such outsider efforts frequently supply, you may have just entered heaven and not just any heaven, hog heaven, the best heaven of all! To bait his hook, Dan H. cleverly advised me to simply watch a short scene on YouTube knowing full well it would seal the deal…

Did you see that? This movie largely takes place in a corner Mom and Pop video store sometime in the eighties! I feel like I’m seeing something that was filmed in some beloved home I once lived in and in a way I am. I don’t have to tell you that this little gem has many flaws but so do we all and flaws really aren’t so bad if you simply embrace them. Scraggily though it may be, NIGHT VISION is rather imaginative all things considered and was ambitious enough to go against the grain during a time when many horror flicks were marching in line. Also this film is basically about a haunted videotape which makes it quite the early precursor. Or maybe this KRUEGER guy just liked VIDEODROME a lot, I don’t know. If nothing else it fearlessly exposes the seedy underbelly of Denver.

So here’s the thing, I have to go away for a little while because I gotta do something that I said I was going to do that I never did. You know how it is. I need to focus because I can only do one thing at time and multitasking is for chumps. So I’m leaving you with this movie to view and here is my challenge to anyone who wants to participate…

Watch this movie and identify as many VHS movie boxes that appear on the shelves at the video store that you can.

I’ll even start you out!

  • I spied the large clamshell box for THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN. Yay for me.
  • They have the same plastic embossed FROM BEYOND ad I used to have hanging on my bedroom wall. Weep.
  • Do they really have a poster for the YVONNE DeCARLO flick VULTURES (1987) posted by the door? That has to be rarer than a hen’s tooth!
  • Why is there a VHS copy of the GOLDIE HAWN and BURT REYNOLDS vehicle BEST FRIENDS in the SCI-FI section? I feel like that is a subliminal message.
  • Good lord, is that the same VHS copy of BLOORAGE (1979) that Craftypants Carol sent to me but with its title altered to BLOOD NYMPHS?!?!
  • All right, I gotta get started on the thing I said I’d do that I never did. I’ll check back in the comments section when I can. Have fun, play safe!

    1987–NIGHT VISION-HORROR FILM from Jonathan Moser on Vimeo.

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    Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Funhouse

    July 11th, 2014 · 3 Comments

    Go ape finding the 10 differences in these two posters!

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    Happy July 4th Funhouse

    July 4th, 2014 · 16 Comments

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    Black & White Funhouse

    June 27th, 2014 · 11 Comments

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    Mickster’s Mighty Match-Up Funhouse

    June 20th, 2014 · 7 Comments

    Last week when I told our old pal Mickster I planned to do a funhouse based on FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE SERIES, she came up with the idea to have a puzzle where you matched up the show’s villains with their proper cursed objects. I told her that was a swell idea but I wasn’t going to do it on account of I was way too lazy. Undaunted by my chronic slothfulness, Mickster took matters into her own hands and snagged those images herself. Thanks Mickster, you have gone above and beyond the call of duty! Now, can you folks match the characters with the objects that made them crazy?

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    International Robey Day Funhouse

    June 13th, 2014 · 4 Comments

    It’s Friday the 13th! Around here this day isn’t just about Jason Voorhees and his ma, it also happens to be international ROBEY day! To celebrate, help Micki & Ryan of FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE SERIES find thirteen thirteens hidden in the image above. If you can’t find them all don’t worry, it only means you’ll be cursed for life. Allow me to play a relaxing tune to help you concentrate….

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