Aunt John’s Eyeball Funhouse

UNK SEZ: Your poor, long suffering under-appreciated AUNT JOHN is recovering from eye surgery today so this eye-centric funhouse is dedicated to him! Make sure you send AUNT JOHN‘s eyeball some good vibes today because without those peepers this joint would not exist!

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Binrow The Heretic
Binrow The Heretic
9 years ago

#2 is ZOMBIE (or ZOMBI 2 – or whatever – that poster outside the theatre scared me as a kid – no way my folks were gonna let me see that!).

#8 is EYES OF FIRE (not a bad little low budget flick filmed in Missouri).

Amanda By Night
9 years ago

I think #1 is Headless Eyes… Not sure about the others!

Get better soon Aunt John!

Amanda By Night
9 years ago

Oh, is #5 the Hills Have Eyes remake?

Taylor
9 years ago

Building on Amanda’s last guess…I think that’s actually the sequel to the Hills Have Eyes remake. I never saw the movie, but I remember the guy dragging someone from the teaser trailer.

Also: #7 is My Little Eye, #10 is Eyes Without A Face (?).

John Boone
9 years ago

#3 is Two Evil Eyes!

John Boone
9 years ago

#4 Anguish?

John Boone
9 years ago

#9 is so familiar…Eyes of a Stranger?

Taylor
9 years ago

Ah, Anguish! I saw that one and could only think “Zelda Rubinstein,” though that title escaped me. Not even sure that’s right, but we were definitely on the same track, John.

arthur teagarden
arthur teagarden
9 years ago

Psychic chickensoup to Aunt John, or a cocktail as big as your head, whatever soothes you most.
Everyone got what I know except
#6 Mansion of the Doomed
which is kind of a different spin on
#10 Eyes without a Face.
#9 definitely Eyes of a Stranger.

cmcmcmcm
cmcmcmcm
9 years ago

I know none of these, as per usual – but I’m sending Aunt John all the good vibes I got!

Princess Fluffernutter
Princess Fluffernutter
9 years ago

The only one I know for sure is the one at the very top of the page with “Aunt John’s Eyeball Funhouse” written over it: Eyes of Laura Mars.
Hope you’re feeling better soon, Aunt John!

RawhideAlmondMache
9 years ago

I knew before even looking at the images that Anguish had to be one of them (my guess was #4 but I wasn’t totally sure). It’s the first movie that comes to mind when I hear the word “eyeballs.”

FatherOfTears
FatherOfTears
9 years ago

Hmmm…….. I have an idea: A future Funhouse with eyeball close ups from horror movies.

mickster
mickster
9 years ago

I missed out on this today, but I wanted to say I hope Aunt John is feeling better soon!

crabbymoon
crabbymoon
9 years ago

Unkle Lancifer, isn’t the top pic from EYES OF LAURA MARS?

crabbymoon
crabbymoon
9 years ago

oops, looks like Princess Fluffernutter already mentioned that.

Alan Smithee
9 years ago

I am positively beyond delighted to see the reference to Eyes of Fire!! I have looked for this movie for my entire adult life. I remember watching it with my dad in the late eighties on VHS but could never recall the name of the movie or specific details, but I do remember very eerie, incredibly atmospheric scenes and that it was set in the American settlers era. I just searched Netflix with no luck, and found a great clip on Youtube but that’s all there is- just a clip. Does anyone know where I could find a copy? Thanks again for this amazing site!

Alan Smithee
9 years ago

Thanks Unkle Lancifer, I found it there as well as on sites like the pirate bay available for download. Do you know if there are different versions? I saw a Japanese VHS print stating it’s ‘uncut’ and I was curious. Thanks again, you’ve solved a 20+ year old mystery!