Category: Kindertrauma Funhouse
The Thing 2011 Funhouse
Cuter than E.T., smarter than NUKIE and more delightful than MAC (AND ME), THE THING is my all time favorite critter from outer space! Today, after nearly a two-decade absence, THE THING has finally returned to Earth (at a theater near you- check your local listings!) for fresh new duplicating adventures!
My pal THE THING is famous for his RICH LITTLE-esque ability to mimic and impersonate any creature it has a mind to. Talented as THE THING may be, we all have our off-days and sometimes THE THING is prone to leave projects unfinished…
The four images below are from 2011's THE THING! Image "A" is the original and image "B" is the phony-baloney. Poor THE THING has made exactly three mistakes in each attempt to copy his prey. Can you spot the three differences before you yourself are assimilated and crab legs grow out of your head?
I myself am off to the movie theater, as a wild horse does not exist who is wild enough or horse-y enough to keep me away from my beloved THE THING!
MORE THING FUN: Turn yourself into THE THING and share the ultimate scare HERE! Visit THE THING's official site HERE!
This post is sponsored by NBC Universal Pictures.
Hillbilly Horror!
UNK SEZ: I don't know what's going on in your neck of the woods but around these parts today marks the day that TUCKER & DALE VS. EVIL finally opens. To celebrate the fact that something is playing at the movie theater that looks good enough to get me out of the house, I have assembled this here post! Below are ten images from ten films. They may not necessarily be movies ABOUT hillbillies but they at least have a hillbilly(+ish) character or two within them. Good luck, have fun and make sure you check out the trailer for TUCKER & DALE below and the official site HERE too!
Friday The 13th Part Clue
UNK SEZ: Somebody has killed Alice in the kitchen with the ice pick!
Using the process of eliminating suspects who don't look absolutely horrifying, can you solve the case?
Mystery Six!
Everybody's most favorite show ever, KINDERTRAUMA FUNHOUSE has been put on hiatus! The news is equal parts sad and true! With budgets soaring, ratings plummeting and advertisers scurrying away like rats due to THE FUNHOUSE's controversial sexual reassignment surgery, KINDERTRAUMA had no choice but to pull the plug. Will it return? It's too soon to guess but luckily, as a mid-season replacement, there is MYSERY SIX!
MYSTERY SIX is hip, hot, now, flagrantly cutting edge and offers 100 percent of the same entertainment value while cutting production costs by nearly forty percent! MYSTERY SIX is sure to sweep the Internet by storm with its streamlined approach to Friday morning trivia! Can you identify today's MYSTERY SIX? Do you know who the heck these people are? Answer correctly and you can tell your friends you are superstar king of the day!
Don't Go In The Funhouse!
UNK SEZ:: With DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK opening today I thought this would be a good time for the funhouse to celebrate DON'T movies. Name all the DON'T movies that you see in the puzzle image above!
Amityville Kitchen Cleanup Funhouse!
UNK SEZ:: Pets are great but Jodie the demonic invisible pig sure is a handful! Jodie has gone and switched 10 things in Kathy Lutz's kitchen. Can you identify what they are? Click on the image below to jump to the playing board!
