Peter Bark Takeover!

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gillig
gillig
9 years ago

1 – Omen 2
2 – Fun house
5 – One of the Chuckys
8 – Bad Seed
9 – Omen (first)

gillig
gillig
9 years ago

7 – the Thing

craig
craig
9 years ago

3-THE FOG
4-HALLOWEEN 4
10-DON’T LOOK NOW

Walter Paisley
Walter Paisley
9 years ago

6: XTRO – one of the all-time great killer clown dolls.

PhanWolf
PhanWolf
9 years ago

1 is An American Werewolf in London
6 looks like Xtro

PhanWolf
PhanWolf
9 years ago

Oh and 5 is Seed of Chucky

craig
craig
9 years ago

Man, I need to watch XTRO again.

Lynette Fromme
Lynette Fromme
9 years ago

8 is The Bad Seed.

Lynette Fromme
Lynette Fromme
9 years ago

And am i the only person who had to go to IMDB to find out who peter bark was?

cmcmcmcm
cmcmcmcm
9 years ago

omg this is hilarious! the bad seed on is just too much!

turnidoff
9 years ago

MY WEEKEND HAS BEEN MADE. Nothing can top this post. I need #2 as my desktop pic. Also, the Don’t Look Now one is totally natural.

sampanaflex
sampanaflex
9 years ago

#1 is AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON.

knobgobbler
knobgobbler
9 years ago

Oi! I think this Kindertrauma episode is, itself, tramatic! Those are some scary freaking images up there!

Ryan Clark
9 years ago

This scared and delighted me at the same time.

mickster
mickster
9 years ago

Unfortunately, I didn’t get to guess any, but I just had to say that this was hilarious! Thanks for burning this unusual-looking dude into my brain!

Binrow The Heretic
Binrow The Heretic
9 years ago

That was great. Well worth the effort.

“You got to be #%$*!^@ kidding!”

SlasherChick
SlasherChick
9 years ago

In reference to the ‘How many do you know’ picture – didn’t he bite off one of his mom’s nipples shortly after that super-creepy hug? I saw a movie many years ago in which he did that. His mother was prompting him to breastfeed (which is in itself super-creepy) post-hug, then she opens her shirt and CHOMP.

Also, if you’re going to nurse your zombie child, shouldn’t the kid at least be under the age of thirty?

fart_mike
fart_mike
9 years ago

yep, near the downer ending of Burial Ground: The Nights Of Terror, one of my all-time puttyfaced italian zombie flicks…the incestuous relationship and the fact that a 30 year old played a toddler is why peter bark is near the top of my childcreeps list…

Zombette
Zombette
9 years ago

I forgot to reply about this. All of the answers were already taken since I work on Friday’s and can’t get to a computer but my god, this made my day.

My brother and I LOVE Peter Bark and the terrible Burial Ground. I sent my brother a link to this and I think he peed himself.

I love this site so much and I didn’t think it would be possible to love it even more.

Alas, I was wrong!