Peter Bark Takeover!

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gillig
gillig
10 years ago

1 – Omen 2
2 – Fun house
5 – One of the Chuckys
8 – Bad Seed
9 – Omen (first)

gillig
gillig
10 years ago

7 – the Thing

craig
craig
10 years ago

3-THE FOG
4-HALLOWEEN 4
10-DON’T LOOK NOW

Walter Paisley
Walter Paisley
10 years ago

6: XTRO – one of the all-time great killer clown dolls.

PhanWolf
PhanWolf
10 years ago

1 is An American Werewolf in London
6 looks like Xtro

PhanWolf
PhanWolf
10 years ago

Oh and 5 is Seed of Chucky

craig
craig
10 years ago

Man, I need to watch XTRO again.

Lynette Fromme
Lynette Fromme
10 years ago

8 is The Bad Seed.

Lynette Fromme
Lynette Fromme
10 years ago

And am i the only person who had to go to IMDB to find out who peter bark was?

cmcmcmcm
cmcmcmcm
10 years ago

omg this is hilarious! the bad seed on is just too much!

turnidoff
10 years ago

MY WEEKEND HAS BEEN MADE. Nothing can top this post. I need #2 as my desktop pic. Also, the Don’t Look Now one is totally natural.

sampanaflex
sampanaflex
10 years ago

#1 is AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON.

knobgobbler
knobgobbler
10 years ago

Oi! I think this Kindertrauma episode is, itself, tramatic! Those are some scary freaking images up there!

Ryan Clark
10 years ago

This scared and delighted me at the same time.

mickster
mickster
10 years ago

Unfortunately, I didn’t get to guess any, but I just had to say that this was hilarious! Thanks for burning this unusual-looking dude into my brain!

Binrow The Heretic
Binrow The Heretic
10 years ago

That was great. Well worth the effort.

“You got to be #%$*!^@ kidding!”

SlasherChick
SlasherChick
10 years ago

In reference to the ‘How many do you know’ picture – didn’t he bite off one of his mom’s nipples shortly after that super-creepy hug? I saw a movie many years ago in which he did that. His mother was prompting him to breastfeed (which is in itself super-creepy) post-hug, then she opens her shirt and CHOMP.

Also, if you’re going to nurse your zombie child, shouldn’t the kid at least be under the age of thirty?

fart_mike
fart_mike
10 years ago

yep, near the downer ending of Burial Ground: The Nights Of Terror, one of my all-time puttyfaced italian zombie flicks…the incestuous relationship and the fact that a 30 year old played a toddler is why peter bark is near the top of my childcreeps list…

Zombette
Zombette
10 years ago

I forgot to reply about this. All of the answers were already taken since I work on Friday’s and can’t get to a computer but my god, this made my day.

My brother and I LOVE Peter Bark and the terrible Burial Ground. I sent my brother a link to this and I think he peed himself.

I love this site so much and I didn’t think it would be possible to love it even more.

Alas, I was wrong!