Category: Kindertrauma Funhouse
Kruegertrauma Fredhouse!
UNK SEZ: So I was going to treat you all to a special NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET funhouse on account of it's national Freddy Day but then PART 4: THE DREAM SOMETHING OR OTHER got stuck in my laptop. It's still in there! I even looked to the sky shaking my fists and yelled, "Not this time Krueger!" but it still would not budge. So eventually I gave up trying and went with some poster images (Damn you Krueger!) They'll have to do as I was not about to leave our faithful Funhouse players hanging. So in other words, forgive the lame unoriginality and blame Freddy if it puts you to sleep…
NOTE: I was able to salvage the image below from the original movie. Can I just tell you that I am obsessed with the "kitty takes a trip to San Fran" poster hanging in Roger Rabbit's dream laboratory? I've tried to Google it and find another representation of it but to no avail. I want that poster! Was it especially made for the movie? If so, why? Maybe it's just supposed to make you feel crazy, in that case, well done WES CRAVEN! O.K. good luck kids! If you don't hear from me for a while it's because I'm at the movie movie theater watching you know what. As for now, "School's out Krueger!"
NOTE 2: Wait up there! Aunt John tells me today is not only Freddy Day but beloved Kindertrauma lucky charm MICKSTER's birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICKSTER!!! We heart you always and wish you a nightmare free year!
Kindertrauma Funhouse:: Viva Italiano!
UNK SEZ: Hey, look! We got some good old fashioned screengrabs today just like momma used to make. Can you identify the ten Italian horror flicks these picks are from? I went away from the poster images this week because our pal Andre Dumas said she missed the old school ways and I guess I kind of missed them too.
Speaking of Andre, if you want to win a prize this week I suggest you stop by her super fine establishment HORROR DIGEST. She's got a giant mega-funhouse type contest going on which you guys are sure to love. There are fifty (!) images and you have till 6 tonight to get your guessing on. Andre has got some good prizes too, unlike ours, their retail value is sure to be more than the shipping cost! So take some stabs here and for an extra challenge go see kinderpal Andre's super deluxe size contest HERE!
Kindertrauma Funhouse :: Greetings From Happy Town!
UNK SEZ: C'mon get happy! One of our lucky players will win a HAPPY TOWN T-shirt on this very day! HAPPY TOWN (or as I like to call it, the new AMY ACKER show…long live ILLYRIA!) is a brand new show premiering this Wednesday on ABC (check local listings for times). What is the mystery of this happy town and who the heck is the scary magic man killer? You'll have to tune in to find out. I'm thinking this one looks pretty good and I need a new show to watch! Hey, it's from the channel that gave us TWIN PEAKS and besides my boo AMY ACKER, it's got SAM NEIL of IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS, FRANCES CONROY of best show ever SIX FEET UNDER and STEVEN WEBER from that other version of THE SHINING. Maybe this is something we can all watch together kids! What's an hour a week right? Plus, didn't ABC give us nearly all of our favorite made-for-T.V. movies back in the day? Show some love! Anyway, you gotta have this T-SHIRT, it's in a little bread loaf package. If it doesn't fit, give it to a friend or your beloved mail person to cheer them up. GET GUESSIN' and watch HAPPY TOWN this Wednesday!
Kindertrauma Funhouse :: Spellbinder Spectacular!
UNK SEZ:: Yes, the unstoppable Internet buzz is accurate! Today, the greatest day ever invented, is the day that YOU can win a pre-owned VHS tape of the 1988 smash SPELLBINDER starring AUDRA LINDLEY. Too behind the times to own a VHS player? I feel for you but rest assured this priceless item also makes a great paperweight, conversation piece or secret location to hide money. Did I mention it's out of print and theoretically banned? Not owning this tape is sort of like condoning book burning if you ask me.
YOU MUST HAVE IT! Even if you don't know any of the answers to today's Funhouse, you can still win because our winner will be picked randomly by number. Knowledge shall never prevail over enthusiasm here at Kindertrauma Castle! If you're so inclined, you could leave a comment simply telling us why YOU MUST WIN or about your most favorite THREE'S COMPANY episode. You may even want to start a scorching interweb debate over who was the better landlord, The Ropers or Mr. Furley. Get commenting, today YOU could be the SPELLBINDER!
HOW TO PLAY:: Below are ten images from ten horror movie posters. The more movie titles you identify, the better you will feel today. If you don't recognize any of the images talk about THREE'S COMPANY.
