Category: Kindertrauma Funhouse
Kindertrauma Thinghouse
UNK SEZ: The comments are off today so that we can partake in a super THING contest! There are 11 images from your favorite movie and mine, JOHN CARPENTER'S THE THING below. Can you put them in the correct order that they occurred in the movie? Whoever gets the most right the fastest will be dubbed THE THING and will win a box of kindertrauma surprises including a multitude of comic books (including I, ZOMBIE and AMERICAN VAMPIRE), DVDs and whatever else we can cram in there.
I'll get you started, picture 11 (the one with the spaceship) comes first so 11=1! Can you do the next ten correctly? Are you THE THING? Good Luck kiddies! Email your answers to kindertrauma@gmail.com!
Kruegertrauma Fredhouse!
UNK SEZ: So I was going to treat you all to a special NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET funhouse on account of it's national Freddy Day but then PART 4: THE DREAM SOMETHING OR OTHER got stuck in my laptop. It's still in there! I even looked to the sky shaking my fists and yelled, "Not this time Krueger!" but it still would not budge. So eventually I gave up trying and went with some poster images (Damn you Krueger!) They'll have to do as I was not about to leave our faithful Funhouse players hanging. So in other words, forgive the lame unoriginality and blame Freddy if it puts you to sleep…
NOTE: I was able to salvage the image below from the original movie. Can I just tell you that I am obsessed with the "kitty takes a trip to San Fran" poster hanging in Roger Rabbit's dream laboratory? I've tried to Google it and find another representation of it but to no avail. I want that poster! Was it especially made for the movie? If so, why? Maybe it's just supposed to make you feel crazy, in that case, well done WES CRAVEN! O.K. good luck kids! If you don't hear from me for a while it's because I'm at the movie movie theater watching you know what. As for now, "School's out Krueger!"
NOTE 2: Wait up there! Aunt John tells me today is not only Freddy Day but beloved Kindertrauma lucky charm MICKSTER's birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICKSTER!!! We heart you always and wish you a nightmare free year!
Kindertrauma Funhouse:: Viva Italiano!
UNK SEZ: Hey, look! We got some good old fashioned screengrabs today just like momma used to make. Can you identify the ten Italian horror flicks these picks are from? I went away from the poster images this week because our pal Andre Dumas said she missed the old school ways and I guess I kind of missed them too.
Speaking of Andre, if you want to win a prize this week I suggest you stop by her super fine establishment HORROR DIGEST. She's got a giant mega-funhouse type contest going on which you guys are sure to love. There are fifty (!) images and you have till 6 tonight to get your guessing on. Andre has got some good prizes too, unlike ours, their retail value is sure to be more than the shipping cost! So take some stabs here and for an extra challenge go see kinderpal Andre's super deluxe size contest HERE!
