kindertrauma random header image

Kruegertrauma Fredhouse!

April 30th, 2010 by unkle lancifer · 14 Comments

UNK SEZ: So I was going to treat you all to a special NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET funhouse on account of it’s national Freddy Day but then PART 4: THE DREAM SOMETHING OR OTHER got stuck in my laptop. It’s still in there! I even looked to the sky shaking my fists and yelled, “Not this time Krueger!” but it still would not budge. So eventually I gave up trying and went with some poster images (Damn you Krueger!) They’ll have to do as I was not about to leave our faithful Funhouse players hanging. So in other words, forgive the lame unoriginality and blame Freddy if it puts you to sleep…

NOTE: I was able to salvage the image below from the original movie. Can I just tell you that I am obsessed with the “kitty takes a trip to San Fran” poster hanging in Roger Rabbit’s dream laboratory? I’ve tried to Google it and find another representation of it but to no avail. I want that poster! Was it especially made for the movie? If so, why? Maybe it’s just supposed to make you feel crazy, in that case, well done WES CRAVEN! O.K. good luck kids! If you don’t hear from me for a while it’s because I’m at the movie movie theater watching you know what. As for now, “School’s out Krueger!”

NOTE 2: Wait up there! Aunt John tells me today is not only Freddy Day but beloved Kindertrauma lucky charm MICKSTER‘s birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICKSTER!!! We heart you always and wish you a nightmare free year!

Tags: Kinder Loves Mickster! · Kindertrauma Funhouse

14 responses so far ↓

  • 1 ChrisNo Gravatar // Apr 30, 2010 at 8:53 am

    #1: Black Christmas (?)
    #3: Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
    #5: Sorority House Massacre
    #9: NOES 5: The Dream Child

    And happy birthday, Mickster! Have yourself a great one. 🙂

  • 2 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Apr 30, 2010 at 8:54 am

    Damn! I finally got one and someone beat me to it! **pounds fists** I agree that #3 is Jason Goes to Hell!

    Happy Bday Mickster!!!

  • 3 sumo1964No Gravatar // Apr 30, 2010 at 8:58 am

    These are mostly guesses…
    3 Jason Goes To Hell
    4 In The Mouth Of Madness
    6 Two Thousand Maniacs
    7 The Mutilator
    8 Three on a Meathook
    9 A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

  • 4 Jeff AllardNo Gravatar // Apr 30, 2010 at 9:46 am

    I don’t have time to make any guesss today but I’ve gotta say that when I watched the original Elm St. the other night, my eyes immediately went to that cat riding a trolley car poster, too! I’m glad to hear I’m not the only one who wanted to put that on their wall!  

  • 5 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Apr 30, 2010 at 9:52 am


    That “Cat Francisco” poster better be in the remake otherwise I’m going to be pissed!

  • 6 BodyBoyNo Gravatar // Apr 30, 2010 at 10:26 am

    #2 is The House of Long Shadows

  • 7 BodyBoyNo Gravatar // Apr 30, 2010 at 10:29 am

    #4 is The Nesting

  • 8 Walter PaisleyNo Gravatar // Apr 30, 2010 at 10:43 am

    I’d say that #10 is our old pal Rawhead Rex.
    Thanks for Spellbinder, btw!

  • 9 Jeff AllardNo Gravatar // Apr 30, 2010 at 11:09 am

    Unk, I hate to tell you but there’s a lot more than the absence of “Cat-Francisco” to be pissed at the remake about!

  • 10 craigNo Gravatar // Apr 30, 2010 at 11:37 am

    I’m almost certain #7 is THE HAUNTED, with the late/great Virginia Mayo and not THE MUTILATOR)

  • 11 BodyBoyNo Gravatar // Apr 30, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    #7 certainly does look like ‘Haunted’

  • 12 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Apr 30, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    Answers and hints;

    1 Black Xmas= The amazing Chris
    2 House of long shadows= good on BodyBoy
    3 Jason goes to hell- yep to Chris
    4 the Nesting= BB does it again!
    5 Sorority house massacre Chris!
    6 two thousand maniacs= yay sumo
    7 Haunted = Amazing Craig, I didn’t think anyone would get that one
    9 NOES dream child chris again
    10 RAWHEAD REX !!! Which if you scroll down is only a few posts down
    but I could not trick WP!!
    OK so nobody got 8!
    here is the answer……

  • 13 micksterNo Gravatar // Apr 30, 2010 at 6:32 pm

    So I get home from work and rush over to Kindertrauma, as I normally do, to see what is new and find a birthday shout out from Aunt John and Unkle Lancifer! Wow! I was so surprised! Thank y’all so much for remembering my birthday!

  • 14 FatherOfTearsNo Gravatar // Apr 30, 2010 at 6:37 pm

      Happy birthday mickster!

You must log in with your Kindertrauma account to post a comment: