Ack, canâ€™t we slow this October thing down? This weekend is Halloween and Iâ€™m not even properly spooked yet unless you include the other night when I had to get up to use the bathroom and I was super worried that Iâ€™d have a heart attack if I bumped into that scary plague doctor dude from that creepy Polish viral video.
To be honest, as much as I appreciate everybodyâ€™s enthusiasm for the holiday, sometimes all the desperate commercialism and pumpkin latte caramel spice crap can dampen my fervor and thatâ€™s when I need to go old school! In an effort to achieve the desired mood, the other night I realized that I had to find a super rainy movie with lots of howling wind and tons of hoary lightening sound effects. Iâ€™m comforted by the fact that nearly every stormy seventies TV offering features the same familiar cracks and crashes. If Iâ€™m especially lucky Iâ€™ll stumble into something that sports the same stock footage of lightening that appears at the beginning of GILLIGANâ€™S ISLAND.
Happily I stumbled into the 1972 TV movie THE VICTIM starring ELIZABETH MONTGOMERY and holy crap, EILEEN (BAD SEED, BURNT OFFERINGS) HECKART!!! If youâ€™re keeping tabs thatâ€™s a score, a score and a double score (I probably just lost some of our younger readers just then to whom I say buh-bye). MONTGOMERY plays a lady named Kate who visits her sister unaware that her sister was recently murdered. The killer decides that they might as well kill Kate too and the whole movie is her running around in an empty house in the middle of the night trying to avoid being murdered. It actually has a very similar premise as this Australian movie I just watched called LADY STAY DEAD (1981) but it also reminded me a bit of THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL with its minimalism and limited location.
The ending kinda sucks. Iâ€™ll be real. Itâ€™s even a little extra frustrating because it could have been easily saved by one line of dialogue. It sort of just leaves you hanging and even though I canâ€™t say it doesnâ€™t give you all the information you need, it certainly doesnâ€™t emphasize it in a satisfactory manner. But thatâ€™s just the very end and I canâ€™t negate an entire song just because of one weak note at the close. Otherwise, I absolutely dig the mood and music of this baby and felt it hit the spot. Even though I never caught this corny creeper as a kid, everything about it makes me feel like Iâ€™m staying up late and braving the danger zone. If you are of a like mind check it out but Iâ€™d say wait till late at night and make sure to pretend your computer is a portable television set. Itâ€™s not at all scary but it will put you in the mood to be scared and that tastes a lot better than cinnamon pumpkin spice gingerbread crap.