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Kinder-Bitz!

August 12th, 2010 by unkle lancifer · 12 Comments

Hey, the highly acclaimed documentary CROPSEY is playing on the INVESTIGATION DISCOVERY channel this Friday night. Learn more HERE and check out JOHN KENNETH MUIR’s review HERE!

I tried to write a review for the CRISPIN GLOVER craptacular SIMON SAYS several times and failed miserably. No worries, TENEBROUS KATE hit the nail on the head HERE!

Andre Dumas sets her eye on EYES WIDE SHUT over HERE!

Arbogast blows my mind with “Images of Film: shadowplay” HERE!

Less than a month ago I prayed that somebody with a brain would invent a gun like the one in LOOKER and so now it is kind of so (it doesn’t make you forget junk…rats!). It’s called the DAZER TAZER and you can’t buy one HERE!

I can’t stop watching LOUIE; it’s my new favorite misanthropic genius show. If you are an old person you should check it out HERE!

Aunt John thinks that TRUE BLOOD should be replaced by this HERE!

BLOODY TERROR turned me on to THE BIRD AND THE BEE singing HALL AND OATES and you can check out “Rich GirlHERE!

Speaking of music, will somebody operate on my head and remove this HERE!

MADE FOR TV MAYHEM names a trauma and it’s called MIDNIGHT OFFERINGS and you can read about that HERE!

I will not apologize for my love of SHOTGUN HARLEY (below).

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senski
10 years ago

Love Kinderbitz! Betcha can’t eat just one!

Dylan Donnie-Duke
Dylan Donnie-Duke
10 years ago

Louie is the best!!!  Beautiful blend of comedy, absurdity and truly poignant moments.  Love it!!!  Love Kinderbitz too!!!

roarvis
10 years ago

Wait…did Lizzy Caplan let a live spider crawl up her face in that Mummy clip?

bdwilcox
bdwilcox
10 years ago

That Bed Intruder song is brilliant.  And I believe Shotgun Harley is what they describe as “gritty”.

Tommy V
10 years ago

“Is that a shotgun?”
 
Brilliant.

Joe Monster
Joe Monster
10 years ago

Oh my god, that’s too funny about the Bed Intruder song. My girlfriend showed that to me just this past weekend and I have not been able to stop singing it at random intervals of the day!
 
Hide ya kids, hide ya wife!

mickster
mickster
10 years ago

Wow! The Bed Intruder song has even made it to Kindertrauma! Did you see the original broadcast? It was real and aired on the local Huntsville station. Antoine is the man!

mickster
mickster
10 years ago

Well, if I ever run into him in Huntsville, I’ll try to get y’all a traumafession 😉

mickster
mickster
10 years ago

That is an awesome idea! I’m ready to vegetate after the first week back to school with students! I see some Friday the 13th the Series in my future!

TVSA
TVSA
10 years ago

“Shotgun” would’ve been about 11 (if not a million) times better if had been Danny McBride.