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August 12th, 2010 by unkle lancifer · 12 Comments

Hey, the highly acclaimed documentary CROPSEY is playing on the INVESTIGATION DISCOVERY channel this Friday night. Learn more HERE and check out JOHN KENNETH MUIR’s review HERE!

I tried to write a review for the CRISPIN GLOVER craptacular SIMON SAYS several times and failed miserably. No worries, TENEBROUS KATE hit the nail on the head HERE!

Andre Dumas sets her eye on EYES WIDE SHUT over HERE!

Arbogast blows my mind with “Images of Film: shadowplay” HERE!

Less than a month ago I prayed that somebody with a brain would invent a gun like the one in LOOKER and so now it is kind of so (it doesn’t make you forget junk…rats!). It’s called the DAZER TAZER and you can’t buy one HERE!

I can’t stop watching LOUIE; it’s my new favorite misanthropic genius show. If you are an old person you should check it out HERE!

Aunt John thinks that TRUE BLOOD should be replaced by this HERE!

BLOODY TERROR turned me on to THE BIRD AND THE BEE singing HALL AND OATES and you can check out “Rich GirlHERE!

Speaking of music, will somebody operate on my head and remove this HERE!

MADE FOR TV MAYHEM names a trauma and it’s called MIDNIGHT OFFERINGS and you can read about that HERE!

I will not apologize for my love of SHOTGUN HARLEY (below).

Tags: Kinder-Bitz!

12 responses so far ↓

  • 1 senskiNo Gravatar // Aug 12, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    Love Kinderbitz! Betcha can’t eat just one!

  • 2 Dylan Donnie-DukeNo Gravatar // Aug 12, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    Louie is the best!!!  Beautiful blend of comedy, absurdity and truly poignant moments.  Love it!!!  Love Kinderbitz too!!!

  • 3 roarvisNo Gravatar // Aug 12, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    Wait…did Lizzy Caplan let a live spider crawl up her face in that Mummy clip?

  • 4 bdwilcoxNo Gravatar // Aug 12, 2010 at 9:10 pm

    That Bed Intruder song is brilliant.  And I believe Shotgun Harley is what they describe as “gritty”.

  • 5 Tommy VNo Gravatar // Aug 12, 2010 at 9:20 pm

    “Is that a shotgun?”

  • 6 Joe MonsterNo Gravatar // Aug 12, 2010 at 9:27 pm

    Oh my god, that’s too funny about the Bed Intruder song. My girlfriend showed that to me just this past weekend and I have not been able to stop singing it at random intervals of the day!
    Hide ya kids, hide ya wife!

  • 7 micksterNo Gravatar // Aug 12, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    Wow! The Bed Intruder song has even made it to Kindertrauma! Did you see the original broadcast? It was real and aired on the local Huntsville station. Antoine is the man!

  • 8 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Aug 12, 2010 at 9:50 pm

    “Bed Intruder” is my favorite song of the summer. Everyday I wake up to it playing in my head. I watch it on youtube in secret so nobody will yell at me. I walk around the house telling my cats to “hide their kids and hide their wives.” and then when they look at me funny I tell them to “Hide their husbands too, because they’re raping everybody around here.”

    Man. I wish I could get a traumafession from Antoine but I understand he is in high demand right now.

  • 9 micksterNo Gravatar // Aug 12, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    Well, if I ever run into him in Huntsville, I’ll try to get y’all a traumafession 😉

  • 10 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Aug 12, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    Mickster, you MUST!

    By the way Mickster can you believe tomorrow is Friday the 13th? I feel a Robey marathon coming on!

  • 11 micksterNo Gravatar // Aug 12, 2010 at 10:34 pm

    That is an awesome idea! I’m ready to vegetate after the first week back to school with students! I see some Friday the 13th the Series in my future!

  • 12 TVSANo Gravatar // Aug 13, 2010 at 4:02 am

    “Shotgun” would’ve been about 11 (if not a million) times better if had been Danny McBride.

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