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Kinder-News :: SPLICE Sequel Scrapped!

June 11th, 2010 by unkle lancifer · 3 Comments

Regardless of its mostly positive critical reception it looks like plans for a SPLICE sequel are now being put on hold due to its lackluster box office receipts. The project tentatively titled SPLICE 2: DREN IN THE CITY was, until recently, on the fast track for a summer 2011 release. Insiders say the shutdown is for the best as early scripts, which involved genetic hybrid “Dren” traveling to Abu Dhabi to shop for shoes, were deemed by many to be in bad taste. One scene in particular, which found the celebrated chimera escorted to safety from an angry mob by a group of Muslim women, was deemed particularly objectionable. In the unfilmed scene, the sexy genetic mutation was to thank her rescuers profusely with chirps only to have the group of women lift up their burqas to expose mutant legs identical to those of Dren. How audiences would have reacted to such a controversial display is perhaps best left to the imagination. SPLICE fans may be confused as to how Dren, who not only changed sexes but also died in the first film, could shop for shoes anywhere much less Abu Dhabi. When asked to explain the inconsistency scriptwriter DYLAN McDILLWEED spelt “time machine” with Scrabble chips and then sprouted wings and flew away.

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3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Jun 11, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    And I was so looking forward to that rumored LIZA MINNELLI cameo where she duets a cover of GaGa‘s “Telephone” with Dren.

  • 2 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Jun 12, 2010 at 1:22 pm

    Apparently Dren is oblivious to the fact that our Country is in a recession.

  • 3 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Jun 12, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    OMG! When Dren makes out with Aiden, I mean who can blame her? He makes furniture.

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