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January 1st, 2008 by unkle lancifer · 5 Comments

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Who will win in this no holds barred battle for supremacy? GENERAL has been victorious over run ins with both CHRISTINE and CUJO! MOMMA RAT, hailing from Germany, is a mythical creature ten times his size! Forget TOM AND JERRY, scrap ITCHY AND SCRATCHY… this is the ultimate battle between feline and rodent (not to mention anthology movie vs. anthology movie) and your vote will decide the outcome! Tell us who you prefer and why in our comments section, and you will be eligible through a random numerical drawing to win not only an official hand made one of a kind KINDERTRAUMA T-shirt (size will be determined by availability) but also an official KINDERTRAUMA button! Vote now and vote hard, vote as often as you like! You may be the deciding factor in the war between GOOD and sorta EVIL but really just trying to get her baby back!

Tags: Kinderbattle

5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 IrvingWallaceNo Gravatar // Jan 1, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    Momma Rat from Nightmares! That rat is huge! way bigger than General, and although that cat has gotten lucky a lot of times, i think he would be no match for momma rat. Momma rat also has lots of babies to defeat general!

  • 2 redfistNo Gravatar // Jan 3, 2008 at 5:39 am

    I vote for General… just because that pussy is pretty cool. General did fight off an evil gnome and travel across country to save Drew Barymore.

  • 3 IrvingWallaceNo Gravatar // Jan 4, 2008 at 2:44 am

    Momma Rat has no mercy, she saves no one, well except a stuffed rat that she liked, but no one living! Those huge teeth could chomp down on General, general would be gone in a sec!

  • 4 Hail AntsNo Gravatar // Jan 10, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    General all the way! The Rat may have the brawn, but cats are smarter. General WAY smarter! Baby rats would be no problem because, um, he’s a cat! One leap and pounce and bite to the throat and Mama Rat would be history too.

  • 5 mamamiasweetpeachesNo Gravatar // Oct 6, 2008 at 10:44 am

    General would kick that rat’s azz! Why? Because CATS EYE was a great movie and NIGHTMARES sucked!

    General had a Never Say Die attitude…he may have not huge but it’s not the size of the cat in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the cat!

    I’m a dog person myself but General was a Killer Pussy and I bow down to him (plus he got to be in Opening Credits and all  THREE segments of HIS movie! Did “Rat Mama”? NO!)

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