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Kindertrauma Funhouse :: Amity-Calamity

January 15th, 2010 by unkle lancifer · 10 Comments

Hey, Look! I grabbed a shot from each and every AMITYVILLE HORROR film. Can you tell which image is from which movie?

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  • 1 TaylorNo Gravatar // Jan 15, 2010 at 8:50 am

    1. Amityville II
    2. Amityville 3-D
    3. The Amityville Curse
    4. The Amityville Horror (original)
    5. Amityville 1992
    6. Amityville: The Evil Escapes
    7. Amityville: Dollhouse
    8. The Amityville Horror (remake)
    9. Amityville: It’s About Time

    I’m really not very well-schooled on the later ones (that is, the non-theatrical ones).  Oh well.

  • 2 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Jan 15, 2010 at 11:50 am

    Oh man, I don’t think I know any of these, but you make want to see them all again (and that’s saying something!). I really like Amityville 1992. It’s totally underrated…

  • 3 TaylorNo Gravatar // Jan 15, 2010 at 12:41 pm

    Don’t let me win by default!  Most of them were guesses!  In fact, now that I’m looking back, I’m pretty sure that one of the few I thought was right when I posted my answers this morning is actually wrong.

  • 4 PhantomWerewolfNo Gravatar // Jan 15, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    Oh boy…. uh… only ones I think I know are 4. is the original and 8. looks like the remake. I was never a big fan of Amityville =(

  • 5 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Jan 15, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    When I was assembling this post I said to myself “Self, nobody but nobody is insane enough to watch the entire Amity-series.” 

    but I forged forward anyway, It had to be done! 
    There might be a mini-Unk out there just waiting for it!
    or not…
    Here are the correct titles
    1. The original (the fly scene still works and I heart Jody the red eyed pig….should have been the star of the series!)
    2. 3-D (most impressive use of a frisbee)
    3 Amityville Dollhouse (I  kinda love this one)
    4  2: The Possession (My personal favorite. Go Diane Franklin!)
    5 A4: The evil escapes (The campiest entry thanks to Patty Duke)
    6 the curse- (the worst! they couldn’t even get the house to make a cameo appearance!)
    7 1992- It’s about time (some cool Elm Street-surreal special effects in this one) 
    8 the remake (Soooo over done but I dig the leads and the seventies references)
    9 A: A new Generation (Well, it’s got DAVID NAUGHTON!)

  • 6 PhantomWerewolfNo Gravatar // Jan 15, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    Oh I was forced to watch them years ago when I was too little to have a say in things, but I barely remember them. Suppose that’s a blessing in part… some of them are horrible.

  • 7 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Jan 15, 2010 at 9:02 pm

    I’m waiting for AMITYVILLE IN SPACE. Where they build a spaceship accidently using the blueprints to the Amityville house and all of the passengers on the ship go insane and grow beards.

  • 8 PhantomWerewolfNo Gravatar // Jan 15, 2010 at 10:03 pm

    Ok….. THAT I would be willing to pay money for! Why aren’t you a famous screenwriter, Unk? That’s genius!

  • 9 TaylorNo Gravatar // Jan 16, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    Beards cannot grow in space.

  • 10 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Jan 18, 2010 at 8:20 am


    That’s what makes it so scary!

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