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Kindertrauma Funhouse:: Hosted by Dylan Donnie-Duke!

March 2nd, 2018 by unkle lancifer · 14 Comments

UNK SEZ: Today’s Funhouse is hosted by Dylan Donnie-Duke of THE WALTER PAISLEY MOVIE HOUSE!

The Walter Paisley Movie House is dedicated to the appreciation of the little engines that could not. A bearer of witness to those who try so, so hard, and fail with the beauty and grace of a Van Damme splits montage. A missionary on a quest to spread the Gospel of Garbage, to bring forth the heathen of mainstream cinema, and baptize them in the John Waters.

Tags: Kindertrauma Funhouse

14 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Dylan Donnie-DukeNo Gravatar // Mar 2, 2018 at 10:38 am

    Thanks for the opportunity, Unk! I hope all the Kindertots don’t mind sifting through the trash.

  • 2 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Mar 2, 2018 at 10:42 am

    Thanks for hosting DDD! Love your picks!

    I think I might have gotten 3 and 4 but I know the answers so I can’t play! Good luck to all!

  • 3 TombNo Gravatar // Mar 2, 2018 at 10:44 am

    3 “Bucket of Blood”

  • 4 TombNo Gravatar // Mar 2, 2018 at 10:46 am

    2 “Blood Freak”

  • 5 TombNo Gravatar // Mar 2, 2018 at 10:53 am

    4 Exorcist II

  • 6 Drew BluddNo Gravatar // Mar 2, 2018 at 11:46 am

    9) TCM4:TNG

  • 7 Dylan Donnie-DukeNo Gravatar // Mar 2, 2018 at 2:47 pm

    So far, so good, gang! I hope that I didn’t make this too hard! I will drop some hints:
    1.) This beast is considered one of the most classic MST3K episodes.

    2.) Blood Freak- Tomb gobbled that one up!

    3.) A Bucket of Blood- Tomb knows the first appearance of Walter Paisley when he sees it!

    4.) Exorcist II- Tomb again! Linda Blair in a sundress! Dat hat tho.

    5.) This third movie in a long running franchise is possible the worst, and the most fun to watch, and it takes place down under.

    6.) Another classic MST3Ker, which the cast of that show has called, “the worst film we ever sat through.”

    7.) One of the few movies that Ed Wood wrote, but did not direct.

    8.) Canadian Hair Metal and a Satan who moves like a Rankin & Bass character make this movie a trashy classic.

    9.) TCM4- Drew, you did… alright, alright, alright!

    10.) Considered the worst horror sequel of all time. Not just by me, but everyone.

  • 8 Matt SunshineNo Gravatar // Mar 2, 2018 at 3:04 pm

    10. TROLL 2

  • 9 TombNo Gravatar // Mar 2, 2018 at 3:39 pm

    6: MANOS

    Mommy, my core temperature is dropping!

  • 10 Dr Nick RivieraNo Gravatar // Mar 2, 2018 at 3:51 pm

    8 is ROCK N ROLL NIGHTMARE (we live to rock!)

  • 11 chainmanNo Gravatar // Mar 2, 2018 at 4:04 pm

    8 looks so dang familiar.

    7 I saw Orgy of the Dead on Youtube but has since been taken down. Basically dancing in the graveyard unless it was a fever dream.

  • 12 chainmanNo Gravatar // Mar 2, 2018 at 4:14 pm

    NOT SAFE FOR WORK– nudity!!!!!!
    Orgy of the Damned

  • 13 Dylan Donnie-DukeNo Gravatar // Mar 2, 2018 at 6:11 pm

    5.) Howling III: The Marsupials- Matt Sunshine hopped right on that one.

    6.) Manos: The Hands of Fate- Tomb peeped that better than Torgo peeped Margaret.

    7.) Orgy of the Dead- Chainman foresaw it like Crisswell himself.

    8.) Rock N Roll Nightmare- HIIII DR NICK!

    10.) The inimitable Troll 2- Matty S knows not to piss on hospitality!

    1.) The Beast of Yucca Flats- This one was the toughest one.

    Great job everyone, and thanks to everyone who played! If you check out the site, please remember that it is in its infancy, and I am always looking for contributors. So, if you have a trashy, so-bad-it’s-good favorite, tell us about it! Also, if you live in the Indianapolis region, we have a special showing of Manos coming up on Saturday, March 31st. Jackey Neyman Jones, aka, Debbie, the daughter from the movie, aka, the actual daughter of Manos himself, Tom Neyman, will be joining us via Skype from her home in Oregon to talk about her memories of the movie, being a cult idol, and the upcoming Manos Returns, in which she is playing the title role!

  • 14 Dylan Donnie-DukeNo Gravatar // Mar 2, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Oops! I almost forgot!
    Top bumper: Silent Night, Deadly Night 2
    Bottom bumper: Jaws 3

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