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Kindertrauma Funhouse :: Someone’s in the Kitchen With Aunt John

January 28th, 2011 by aunt john · 46 Comments


I am sorry to report that your Unkle Lancifer has come down with a dreadful head cold, and not only do I have to make his favorite comfort food of chicken noodle soup with Sour Patch Kids, but I also have to host the Funhouse this week. The problem is, there are way too many cooks in the various kitchens here at the Kindertrauma Kastle (we have 10 kitchens, what can I say?), and I am not going to get a thing done until they are gone. Can you help me remember what movies they came from so I can tell them to please pack their knives and go?











PS: It’s been ages since we offered up a prize, so on the line this week for one random commenter is an official Kindertrauma Mug. Even if you have no idea where the above cooks came from, feel free to leave a link to your most favorite crock-pot recipe in the comments. Your dear old Aunt John is a harried homemaker and is always on the look out for new set-it-and-forget-it cuisine ideas. For reals!

Tags: Kindertrauma Funhouse · Requiem for a Dream Kitchen




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Zombette
Zombette
9 years ago

4. The Shining

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

#3: Deathdream (?)
#4: The Shining

That’s all I got. Other than to say I hope for a speedy recovery to ya, Unk. And Aunt John? Don’t let ’em drive you too crazy! πŸ™‚

Zombette
Zombette
9 years ago

2. Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell

chopmeup
chopmeup
9 years ago

8. The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
10. Firestarter

Zombette
Zombette
9 years ago

#9 is eating at me. I swear I just watched it.

P.S. Feel better Unk!

mamamiasweetpeaches
9 years ago

wow I would have put money on two being WATCHER IN THE WOODS Isnt that kyle Richards? No?

4 is THE SHINING Ive seen the back of Wendys head more than her husband!

and the last one is FIRESTARTER

everyone beat me to it maybe I should browse the other ones again n see if anything hits me

mamamiasweetpeaches
9 years ago

Is 1 THE LEGACY? Only cuz I see a nun there and I remember a nun in THE LEGACY.

Im really graspin at straws here

Ryan Clark
9 years ago

Is #1 Night of Death?

#9 – Death Wish II?

Andre Dumas
9 years ago

Drats, I only knew The Shing.
Good theme though Aunt John!

Hmmm I want one to be Tenebrae, I’ll just pretend it’s number 6.

And I now have a deep yearning to see someone’s body pulled down a garbage disposal by a BLOB.

Andre Dumas
9 years ago

And by Shing I meant Shining..

TheMike31
9 years ago

9 reminds me of Tales that Witness Madness, but it’s not seeming right.

Meep Parker
9 years ago

I’ll take a stab with The Believers for #9?

Meep Parker
9 years ago

And #6 with Audrey Rose?

lottie_of_millhaven
lottie_of_millhaven
9 years ago

Wild guess here, is #9 Jack O?

michael
michael
9 years ago

#3 Last House on the Left?

cmcmcmcm
cmcmcmcm
9 years ago

awww man! kitchens of horror are one of my obsessions and the only one i got before scrolling down was the shining. i love you for choosing this theme though!!!

Andre Dumas
9 years ago

hints hints! We need hints!

Erik the Red
Erik the Red
9 years ago

Is 5 Invitation to Hell? Methinks I spy Joanna Cassidy.

cmcmcmcm
cmcmcmcm
9 years ago

oh, aunt john! i just now noticed you crock pot recipe plea! here is a link for crock pot lasagna – which totally blew me away. i was living in an RV for a year while fixing up a house and used my crock pot and rice cooker a ton!

this site has lots of other really good recipes too.

http://crockpot365.blogspot.com/2008/01/super-easy-crockpot-lasagna.html

Zombette
Zombette
9 years ago

GRRR!! I can’t figure it out. I just can’t!

One more hint about 9, please!

cmcmcmcm
cmcmcmcm
9 years ago

i just want to know what #9 is now so i can watch it! or remember it – whichever.

cmcmcmcm
cmcmcmcm
9 years ago

ok – i’m tried going through the archive but gave up but i kinda remember reading that snowbound gig and i’m gussing Devil Times Five – mostly cause it’s prob my most fav horror title ever!

cmcmcmcm
cmcmcmcm
9 years ago

actually…i’m guessing.

Erik the Red
Erik the Red
9 years ago

Is 9 the Prophecy?

Zombette
Zombette
9 years ago

I see there is controversy with the movie Night Trap, which I have never seen.

Andre Dumas
9 years ago

The posession of Joe Delaney?!

cmcmcmcm
cmcmcmcm
9 years ago

YAY!!

crabbymoon
crabbymoon
9 years ago

Anyone else notice how similar the clothes and hair are in #8 and #10?