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Kindertrauma Toychest

December 8th, 2008 by unkle lancifer · 6 Comments

*via Boing Boing c/o Neatorama

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Amanda By Night
11 years ago

Oh. My. God. Cthulu Claus RULES!

I’m not sure how I feel about the Sam the Eagle & Miss Piggy ones. They’re upsetting!

Fox
Fox
11 years ago

Um… I’m gonna go ahead and ring up a Trauma-fession for those Kermit murder photos.  Especially the one where Piggy has bloody shoe prints.

Thanks guys!?!?! 

Professor Von Whiskersen
Professor Von Whiskersen
11 years ago

I’ve never wanted a tatoo in my life until I saw Sam Eagle armed with an M4.  I want one of that covering my entire chest.  I was thinking of my back, but I’d be able to admire it easier on my chest…

Fiction is never as strange or interesting as truth.  Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you:  Krampus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus

Professor Von Whiskersen
Professor Von Whiskersen
11 years ago

ARGH!  I just did a search and I see that this beloved Santa companion has already been admirably covered on this very website.  I can’t believe I actually didn’t think to do a search before my comment.

My comment on the tatoo stands, however.  I’ll just need to start waxing, so Sam doesn’t look like he’s in a transitional downy stage…

LaDracul
11 years ago

As much as I love Barbie, having a dog that eats its own feces over and over is just plain WRONG.

mamamiasweetpeaches
11 years ago

I think you went too far with showing Kermit getting “whacked” TWICE. What is he? Kenny from SOUTH PARK??? He either got killed by Miss Piggy with the knife or Sam The Eagle with the rifle (I feel like we’re playing the JIM HENSON VERSION OF CLUE!)