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Kindertrauma VHS Funhouse

July 9th, 2010 by unkle lancifer · 21 Comments

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Walter Paisley
Walter Paisley
10 years ago

2: Carnage
3: Monster Dog! Alice Cooper!
5: The Video Dead
8: Spasms
The others are so familiar… they’ll come to me yet!
 

Walter Paisley
Walter Paisley
10 years ago

1: The Carpenter (I think!)
7: Too Scared to Scream (maybe)
I think I know some more, but I’m not gonna hog them all.

Amanda By Night
10 years ago

Yes, #1 is the Carpenter and #2 is Carnage (I knew those right away!), I think #7 could be Sledgehammer.
#4 is Frozen Terror I think
And I’ll guess that #9 is Death by Dialog, but that’s a random out-of-my-ass guess…

Taylor
10 years ago

#10 seems like it should be Blue Sunshine, with the baldness.  Apart from that I only recognize The Video Dead in #5.

Walter Paisley
Walter Paisley
10 years ago

I believe number 10 is Dreamaniac, which I should have known off the bat because it was made by a friend of mine, Dave DeCoteau.

Amanda By Night
10 years ago

Walter, my fiance and I met Dave through a friend of ours, and for my guy it was like meeting Elvis. He was SO nice… We’re big fans.

Walter Paisley
Walter Paisley
10 years ago

Yeah, he’s a sweetheart! Very nice fellow.

mitch
10 years ago

My internet keeps dying, so people beat me to the ounch, but here are my guesses anyways:

1. Watchers
2.
3. Monster Dog
4. Frozen Scream
5. Video Dead
6.
7. Sledgehammer
8.Spasms
9. Doom Asylum
10. Dreammaniac

senski
10 years ago

#6 – The Night Brings Charlie!

Amanda By Night
10 years ago

Aww, I’m DYING to see the Night Brings Charlie again! I remember thinking it blew, but in a good way!

Unk, I wrote a review of Sledgehammer last year for Retro Slashers. I was on a big SOV kick (and am still a bit). It’s not bad but not great either. It’s mostly a must see for the killer. I think he’s genuinely creepy!

senski
10 years ago

Must…see…Sledgehammer….
 
“That’s it, Tommy, just hold on the door…hold on the door…yeah, just stay on it…don’t worry, we got lots of videotape…”

lottie_of_millhaven
lottie_of_millhaven
10 years ago

Sledgehammer is without a doubt the WORST movie I have ever seen.  Not only does almost nothing happen during the entire thing, they use the same establishing shot of the house about 7 times.  Oh, and it lasts…for minutes on end.  I’d rather watch a marathon of late era Ulli Lommell then see that movie again. 

Pinchy
Pinchy
10 years ago

“And another star wipe….aaaand….cut.”
Actually, I’m a bit impressed with the soundtrack to Sledgehammer.  Simple, but effective.