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  1. 2: Carnage
    3: Monster Dog! Alice Cooper!
    5: The Video Dead
    8: Spasms
    The others are so familiar… they'll come to me yet!
     

  2. 1: The Carpenter (I think!)
    7: Too Scared to Scream (maybe)
    I think I know some more, but I'm not gonna hog them all.

  3. Yes, #1 is the Carpenter and #2 is Carnage (I knew those right away!), I think #7 could be Sledgehammer.
    #4 is Frozen Terror I think
    And I'll guess that #9 is Death by Dialog, but that's a random out-of-my-ass guess…

  4. #10 seems like it should be Blue Sunshine, with the baldness.  Apart from that I only recognize The Video Dead in #5.

  5. I believe number 10 is Dreamaniac, which I should have known off the bat because it was made by a friend of mine, Dave DeCoteau.

  8. My internet keeps dying, so people beat me to the ounch, but here are my guesses anyways:

    1. Watchers
    2.
    3. Monster Dog
    4. Frozen Scream
    5. Video Dead
    6.
    7. Sledgehammer
    8.Spasms
    9. Doom Asylum
    10. Dreammaniac

  9. Confirmations and hints…

    1 The Carpenter= Walter with an assist from Amanda!

    2 Carnage=WP, I thought that was going to be hard one!
    3 Monster Dog! Good job WP!
    4 Frozen Terror= Yay ABN!
    5 Video Dead=Another WP, and Taylor gets it too!
    6
    7 Sledgehammer= The always amazing ABN!
    8 Spasms=WP!
    9 Doom Asylum= Brilliant catch Mitch!!
    10 Dreamaniac = Another WalterP and Mitch too!
    Fantastic job by all!!!
    Walter, I must send you on a mission to retrieve a traumafession from Dave DeCoteau! You will be Kindertrauma Royalty forever!!!
    so what about that #6
    here is a hint…
    "The day brings Snoopy"

  10. Oh, and I have to admit that i have yet to see Sledgehammer but based on these scenes it is my new favorite movie…

  14. SENSKI!!!!! Will you ever not be my Hero????

    Senski gets the last one with The Night Brings Chuck!

  15. Aww, I'm DYING to see the Night Brings Charlie again! I remember thinking it blew, but in a good way!

    Unk, I wrote a review of Sledgehammer last year for Retro Slashers. I was on a big SOV kick (and am still a bit). It's not bad but not great either. It's mostly a must see for the killer. I think he's genuinely creepy!

  16. Must…see…Sledgehammer….
     
    "That's it, Tommy, just hold on the door…hold on the door…yeah, just stay on it…don't worry, we got lots of videotape…"

  17. Amanda, wasn't I saying a couple weeks ago that I wanted to make a movie that features half shirts and is entirely in slo-mo? I think Sledgehammer beat me to it!

  18. Sledgehammer is without a doubt the WORST movie I have ever seen.  Not only does almost nothing happen during the entire thing, they use the same establishing shot of the house about 7 times.  Oh, and it lasts…for minutes on end.  I'd rather watch a marathon of late era Ulli Lommell then see that movie again. 

  19. Ah! Lottie, you are breaking my heart! I have to see it! You are scaring me with the comparison to late era Lommell, those are some strong words!

  20. "And another star wipe….aaaand….cut."
    Actually, I'm a bit impressed with the soundtrack to Sledgehammer.  Simple, but effective.

  21. I think Sledgehammer looks very romantic. I wish Aunt John would burp in my face, pour condiments on my head and place empty beer cans on my head when we go on slo-mo walks more often.

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