Yowza! Who’s that borderline material girl with the preachy poppa who’s causing a commotion with all her sidewalk talk? Why it’s that into the groove lucky star SHANGHAI SURPRISE‘s Madge “This used to be my playground” Ciccone! (She of the international smash “American Life”)! Don’t tell me she’s trying to justify her love by adopting yet another orphan! Heads up Esther, you don’t know Esther! This beautiful stranger is NO angel. She may act like she’s crazy for you, but don’t be a gambler, this Russian dolly is a bad girl who’ll open your heart with a knife and then stab you deeper and deeper and over and over! If you cherish your life, if you’d like to live to tell and die another day, we say keep it together and dump this pseudo-tyke before it’s bye bye baby and the coroner is dressing YOU up in a body bag!