A Cyst that nobody dared to prick
Strasberg was really sick
She had the MANITOU

And now
Tony can clearly see
The Indian legend is real
They call it MANITOU

A million strobe lights flash
and what’s that for…
a meteor?
an everlasting curse
It bursts through her eye
I don’t know why

MANITOU, MANITOU
(it’s not very clear)
It’s MANITOU
(it’s not very clear)
It’s MANITOU

MANITOU your B-cast can not act
for you MANITOU!

The dwarf
he flies in the sky with no feet
he’s someone you don’t want to meet
starring in MANITOU

Mrs Herz
one part that didn’t bore
she floated across the floor
right out of MANITOU

A million films are made
and this is one
it’s kind of dumb
How do you describe a turd
using just one word?
have you not heard?

MANITOU, MANITOU
(that ice looks fake)
in MANITOU
(really a lizard suit?)
in MANITOU

Thank god it’s done, GRAHAM MASTERSON
wrote MANITOU
Now that it’s through, I want part 2
of MANITOU!