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Official Traumatot: Corey Feldman

October 16th, 2007 by unkle lancifer · 2 Comments


Corey Feldman  Goonies Stand by me killed Jason

    He stared in all the best eighties kid flicks, GREMLINS, GOONIES, STAND BY ME but more importantly, he killed Jason! I’m not talking about zombie Jason, ambulance driving non-Jason, uber space station Jason or body jumping demon Jason. He killed the REAL Jason! And he didn’t chain him to the bottom of the lake for somebody else to deal with at a future date, brother shaved his head and whacked the malicious mongoloid in the melon with a machete screaming, “Die!, Die!, Die!” For that reason and many more Corey Feldman is forever a true blue TRAUMATOT. Show some respect! 

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    2 responses so far ↓

    • 1 SeanOfTheDeadNo Gravatar // Oct 16, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    • 2 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Oct 16, 2007 at 5:01 pm

      We were afraid somebody would bring up C.F’s regretable music career. ( Maybe if he had sang to Jason he would have STAYED dead!) Still, it does not undo his legacy of fine work in film!

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