Official Traumatot: Corey Feldman


Corey Feldman  Goonies Stand by me killed Jason

    He stared in all the best eighties kid flicks, GREMLINS, GOONIES, STAND BY ME but more importantly, he killed Jason! I’m not talking about zombie Jason, ambulance driving non-Jason, uber space station Jason or body jumping demon Jason. He killed the REAL Jason! And he didn’t chain him to the bottom of the lake for somebody else to deal with at a future date, brother shaved his head and whacked the malicious mongoloid in the melon with a machete screaming, “Die!, Die!, Die!” For that reason and many more Corey Feldman is forever a true blue TRAUMATOT. Show some respect! 

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    15 years ago