Name That Trauma:: Amanda M. on a Sterile, White Prison Cafeteria
One of my early traumas comes from a snippet of a movie I don't know the name of. My cousin was watching this movie one day and I walked in and caught a scene that's stayed with me ever since (I was in my single digits I think). There was a man surrounded by a lot of tubes or pipes or something. He screamed, then the movie cut to a scene in a sterile white prison cafeteria. All of a sudden a bunch of blood and guts comes falling through the ceiling. That's when I noped out of the room, so I never caught what the movie was. Can you help me? I'd really appreciate it.
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UNK SEZ: Today's Funhouse is hosted by Dylan Donnie-Duke of THE WALTER PAISLEY MOVIE HOUSE!
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There are ten differences between the SILENT MADNESS poster above (A) and the SILENT MADNESS poster below (B). Can you find them all?
Name That Trauma:: Vojta on a Creepy Creature Sitting at a Desk
Hello there,
My name is Vojta, 25 years of age and I'm from Czech Republic. A friend of mine recommended me your site and told me, that you could – perhaps – help me.
I'm struggling with finding this movie for a really long time now. I literally had nightmares and trauma still many years afterwards. I couldn't fall asleep at nights as I was seeing the scene right in front my eyes. Actually, I still do and I would be so very grateful if you'd know this movie and help me out from my 15 years of misery, haha.
Alrighty, so this is what I remember…
The camera is looking on a staircase in quite a big and spacious family house with a door above it. When the door opens, a mother with their children (or maybe just one child) walks out the door and they all look frightened, looking around and so. Under the stairs there is an office desk with a chair behind it turned backwards to the table/camera. Then, they slowly go down the stairs, being as quite as possible. When they reach the desk, the armchair starts turning and there's sitting this creepy man/creature.. (sadly I can't describe him much).
That's all I remember, because then my parents turned it off.. It wasn't later than 2005, I think.
If you know this, again I would be so grateful.
Have a great day,
Vojta
Kindertrauma Funhouse
Hey, let's celebrate THE RITUAL being on NETFLIX by taking a trip to the woods today! How many of these woody movies do you recognize?
I Recommend…
Dear kinder-kritters, I'm going to be going on a trip to visit family and my computer is not invited so the lights are going to be off in Kindertrauma Kastle for a spell. Normally I'd hire a sitter but since sitters attract home invasions and unwanted telephone solicitation, I have decided against it. I won't be gone long and I plan to return with an extra spring in my step. Please help yourself to anything you find in the fridge and do wait a half hour after eating to swim in the moat!
While I'm gone let's say we play a game of "I Recommend" in the comments section of this post! If you've recently seen a movie you enjoyed please tell your fellow Kindertrauma pals all about it. You can simply leave the title with zero explanation or expand upon your thoughts to your hearts content. Add as many as you like! If you can provide how you viewed your recommended title (via Netflix, Hulu, telepathy, osmosis, through the crack in a car trunk at the Drive-In etc.) that couldn't hurt either (I'll even start first). Have fun. Be safe. Don't open the door for anyone!
