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Sunday Viewing:: Heavenly Bodies (1984)

February 16th, 2014 by unkle lancifer · 11 Comments

I think we should all break out of prison today and watch the Canadian dance epic HEAVENLY BODIES (1984). The powers that be won’t let me embed it so you’ll have to view it HERE.

Don’t worry you’re not cheating on horror movies too much because HEAVENLY BODIES stars MY BLOODY VALENTINE‘s CYNTHIA DALE and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME‘s RICHARD REBIERE. In fact, it was even directed by the guy who played Virginia “Ginnny” Wainwright’s dad (LAWRENCE DANE)! After your life has been transformed by HEAVENLY BODIES make sure you “like” its sparkly Facebook page HERE!

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carol
6 years ago

it actually seems like a horror movie for a sec there when they show that sweaty female body builder in the gym!

thanks for pointing this out unk! i’ll never forgive you.

carol
6 years ago

ok – you know what’s really scary? after i watched it i wanted to immed watch it again. i made myself watch something else – but man im gonna.

i really just loved all the emphasis on the stupid moves. like the tryouts that were being filmed with the shoulder tapper giving girls the boot here and there. there was nothing spectacular going on there AT ALL. it was hilarious. then the big solo number the main chick does in the empty studio on the giant circle that is then applauded by the construction guys (did i really just type that??) and of course the exercise-off at then end where the contestants drop like flies due to what appears to be hang nails and stubbed toes. and oh my god i absolutely loved watching her swab her scratch with bactine while the dramatic music told me how horrible that injury was! and the announcer at the exercise-off who kept telling us how much pain she was in and what a trouper she was being and how obv it was that the competition with the one remaining blonde woman was so much more than just over who could exercise the longest! oh the drama!!!!!!!

god that movie killed me

oh yeah and that soundtrack is just way way way too much!

carol
6 years ago

ha!!! my fave dance moves in this scene are the “my hand is really hot” move and the “riding the camera lift with no one there to operate it” move

carol
6 years ago

ha! ghost crane! that’s great. and yeah phantom wind machine was awesome!

carol
6 years ago

i think i need to gif “my hand is really hot”

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gsmile
6 years ago

Wow, what a banger of a tune in the trailer! Really nice cinematography too. I’m definitely watching this, thanks Unk.