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Traum-mercial Break :: Strangers With Hamburgers

March 16th, 2009 by aunt john · 3 Comments

*Special thanks to reader Matt for this happy meal!

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RATSAWGOD
11 years ago

That’s f’d up, yo.

Penh
Penh
11 years ago

I’m traumatized just from that pixelated little clip.  Imagine how utterly goddamned horrifying it must have been to see that monstrosity face to face.  That kid didn’t have a buzz cut — his hair just shrivelled up and snapped off at the roots.

ndlesdream
ndlesdream
11 years ago

Penh-very funny regarding the kid’s hair!  As for the commercial, I’m sorry, but does anyone else get the sinking feeling that this is sort of a “how-to” for kidnappers?  “All you have to do is a lame imitation of a character a child might like, give out lots of unwrapped hamburgers, and -snap- you just got yourself a victim!”  Even the kid in the commercial still sounds a little unconvinced about this whole strange scene when he’s talking to “Ronald”.