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Traum-mercial Break :: Strangers With Hamburgers

March 16th, 2009 by aunt john · 3 Comments

*Special thanks to reader Matt for this happy meal!

Tags: Traum-mercial Break

3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 RATSAWGODNo Gravatar // Mar 16, 2009 at 10:34 am

    That’s f’d up, yo.

  • 2 PenhNo Gravatar // Mar 18, 2009 at 12:14 am

    I’m traumatized just from that pixelated little clip.  Imagine how utterly goddamned horrifying it must have been to see that monstrosity face to face.  That kid didn’t have a buzz cut — his hair just shrivelled up and snapped off at the roots.

  • 3 ndlesdreamNo Gravatar // Mar 22, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    Penh-very funny regarding the kid’s hair!  As for the commercial, I’m sorry, but does anyone else get the sinking feeling that this is sort of a “how-to” for kidnappers?  “All you have to do is a lame imitation of a character a child might like, give out lots of unwrapped hamburgers, and -snap- you just got yourself a victim!”  Even the kid in the commercial still sounds a little unconvinced about this whole strange scene when he’s talking to “Ronald”.

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