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Traumafessions :: Reader Laura on Sesame Street, The Watcher in the Woods, & David Bowie

December 30th, 2008 by unkle lancifer · 4 Comments

This SESAME STREET sketch used to scare the bejeezus out of me.

I used to make sure my feet were covered up and not hanging over the edge of the bed lest they be munched on.

Also THE WATCHER IN THE WOODS, the Disney “horror” movie. It had stuff in it about spelling things backwards, mirrors, and girls with blindfolds. Am I even thinking of the right movie? Anyway, it’s still lovingly remembered as my first taste of scary movies/the occult.

Also, DAVID BOWIE’s crotch in LABYRINTH both scared and fascinated me.

UNK SEZ: Dear Laura, it behooves me to report that while searching for a proper image of Mr. BOWIE‘s crotch to illustrate your traumafession I stumbled across something that may traumatize you even further. “A scientific look at DAVID BOWIE‘s package” can be found HERE!

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4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 micksterNo Gravatar // Dec 30, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    I can’t express how much I love Labyrinth! I remember being jealous of Jennifer (Sarah) Connelly getting to dance with David (Jareth) Bowie. I am afraid little Toby would have been forever trapped in the labyrinth if the choice came down to saving him or dancing with the awesome Bowie. Of course, I don’t know if I could concentrate on dancing being in such close proximity to Bowie’s impressive package.

  • 2 WarpedRecordNo Gravatar // Dec 30, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    “Labyrinth” is an amazing film, even though I normally prefer horror to fantasy. Jennifer Connelly is a suitable match for David Bowie, though that thick white duke could slay anyone!

  • 3 FatherOfTearsNo Gravatar // Dec 30, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    Oh, that’s good for a kid: One muppet assaulting another one!   And those teeth!  Yikes!  Did they get them from Karen Black after she filmed “Trilogy of Terror”?  Oh and there’s David Bowie’s “area”!  (Shudders)

  • 4 Hail AntsNo Gravatar // May 19, 2010 at 4:34 am

    Being that I was in my late teens, and a male, I never even noticed Mr Bowie’s unit when watching this film. Couldn’t take my eyes off what had to be the most beautiful girl I had ever seen! Even today Miss Connelly is in the top five!

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