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Sunday Streaming :: Night of the Creeps (1986)

July 5th, 2015 · No Comments

I gotta get out of the house today because I forget what the sun looks like (a shiny moon?) but don’t worry, I wouldn’t leave you fine folks with nothing to watch on a Sunday! Today I thought we’d take a break from HULU and give some other joker a chance and so today’s entertainment bounty comes from an online joint called CRACKLE. The best horror movie those folks are offering is undoubtably NIGHT OF THE CREEPS. I’m old enough to remember when nobody gave a flying fig about this wonderful piece of art but it has grown to become a beloved cult classic and that makes me proud for the little guy! Read my musty review HERE and my dusty DVD review HERE and check the flick out HERE if you enjoy enjoyment.

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Sunday Streaming:: The House on Sorority Row (1983)

June 28th, 2015 · No Comments

Isn’t it sad that, once upon a time, I had to visit several video shops before I found a joint that carried THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW and even then, I could only dream of renting it rather than owning a copy of my very own? Boy, have times changed. These days you can watch it for FREE on HULU with your gay spouse! As the great YAKOV SMIRNOFF once said, “What a Country!” It’s no secret that I love me some SORORITY ROW because I said so back HERE and I even got extra geeky and made fake sequel posters that are stored over HERE. If you’ve never seen it before there may be something seriously wrong with you, so get on the right side of history and check it out below!

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Sunday Viewing:: Dagon (2001)

June 14th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Awww drat, I had a super special Sunday Streaming planned for today but I didn’t get it done in time! All I have prepared is just a big pile of scrambled incoherent spaghetti words and it’ll take me far too long to unscramble all the rat tail sentences I spewed. I’m sorry. I’ll spotlight the movie in question later. In the meantime, we’ll just have to watch something else today. Hey, did you know that I love fish people and that DAGON is on HULU? It’s true so lets watch that. I suppose I did spotlight this particular title for Sunday Streaming BACK HERE but that was when it was on Netflix. This time we’re talking HULU so it’s as free as a fish in the sea or a rat whose tail isn’t tied to a big mess of other tails. So DAGON it is. I love this movie, plus now I can just steal an image from an old post and take a nap in air conditioning.

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Sunday Viewing:: Frankenhooker (1990)

June 7th, 2015 · No Comments

Hey look, good old reliable FRANK HENENLOTTER’s hilarious FRANKENHOOKER is available to view for free on HULU! You know, I love the BASKETCASE trilogy so much and I adore the brilliant BRAIN DAMAGE to such a massive degree, that I often forget that FRANKENHOOKER is super snazzy too. In fact, I’d even call it dementedly uproarious or even radically boss! And look how sharp the image is and how bright the groovy colors are compared to my faded shroud of Turin-looking VHS tape! As the great LYNN REDGRAVE once said, “This is living!” Kids, grab the nearest lime green bean bag chair you can find, a delicious can of crisp and crystal clear ASPEN (the new soft drink with just a snap of apple) and join me as I visit New York back in the late eighties, when it was still worth visiting! Yay! Let’s spend some quality time with FRANKENHOOKER!

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Sunday Viewing:: Doom Asylum (1987)

May 31st, 2015 · 1 Comment

If you’ve been a nice person lately then you deserve to watch DOOM ASYLUM (1987) and if you’ve been an awful person then I’m afraid you deserve to watch it even more. DOOM ASYLUM was directed by a fine fellow named RICHARD FRIEDMAN who also gifted us with such treats as PHANTOM OF THE MALL: ERIC’S REVENGE and multiple episodes of both TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE and FRIDAY THE 13th:THE SERIES! YAY! Yep, I’m sure everybody will enjoy watching this, everyone except TV’s KRISTIN DAVIS who was tricked into thinking she won the role of “Simon” in a live action CHIPMUNKS movie! Sorry, KRISTIN, that was a cruel prank but it’s been years; it’s time to drop the grudge and move on!

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Sunday Streaming :: Neon Maniacs (1986)

May 24th, 2015 · No Comments

It’s so nice outside that I must recommend we destroy the beauty and promise of this day by painting our windows black and staying inside to watch NEON MANIACS (1986)! NEON MANIACS presents a universe superior to our own, so let’s say we travel there and then stay there forever! Read a crusty, old moth-chewed review HERE and watch the splendidness below! Yay!

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Super Haunted Funhouse

May 22nd, 2015 · 14 Comments

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Sunday Punishment For Not Seeing Mad Max: Fury Road :: Solarbabies (1986)

May 17th, 2015 · 3 Comments

There are an infinite amount of realities occurring at the same time. Somehow I’m trapped in a reality where PITCH PERFECT 2 trounced MAD MAX: FURY ROAD at the box office. I’m so ashamed of my country right now. Oh well, let’s make this a teachable moment and focus on the fact that financial success does not constitute quality and that sometimes you have to forgo popularity to remain awesome as hell. Still, it’s a world gone mad in my opinion and not mad in a good way and that’s why I think everybody who didn’t go see MAD MAX: FURY ROAD should stand up and be accountable and willingly subject themselves to the abject atrociousness that is SOLARBABIES. I know it’s harsh but how else will you learn?

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Sunday Streaming Mother’s Day Special:: The Kindred (1987)

May 10th, 2015 · No Comments

Happy Mother’s Day! Today I’m voting for KIM HUNTER as my favorite on screen mom! Not only was she a swell mom to BAD RONALD and was kind enough to hide him in a secret room when he accidentally killed a sassy smart aleck but she also played a mother of sorts to a slimy fish monster with tentacles named Anthony in the best ‘80s monster movie this side of THE THING! I’m talking about THE KINDRED and I will talk about THE KINDRED until the fine day it finally gets a proper DVD release! I’m not getting any younger folks and let me tell you, neither is my VHS tape! In the meantime, some saintly blessed person has put THE KINDRED up on VEOH so watch it below and spread the word!

Note: THE KINDRED pairs well with fish-flavored flicks like HUMANOIDS OF THE DEEP (1980) or DAGON (2001). Serve chilled with tartar sauce, a slice of lemon and a California white wine.

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Sunday Viewing:: The Twilight Zone’s The Hunt

May 3rd, 2015 · 7 Comments

This week we lost a beloved member of the Kindertrauma family, our feline friend of twenty years, good ol’ Gato Malo. Today’s Sunday Streaming pick, my most favorite TWILIGHT ZONE episode “The Hunt” is dedicated in his honor. Rest in peace, Gato Malo! We love you and we’ll see you soon!

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