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The Hardy Boys And Nancy Drew Meet Dracula

October 24th, 2008 by kinderpal professor von whiskersen · 9 Comments

AUNTIE SEZ: Kids, your Unkle Lancifer and I are off today (we’re still trying to track down discount Halloween candy), so please clang your juice boxes together and give a warm Kindertrauma welcome to frequent commenter Professor Von Whiskerson who is going to take us back to a gentler time when that plucky PAMELA SUE MARTIN solved mysteries and stubby singer-songwriters dominated popular culture!

This episode of HARDY BOYS/NANCY DREW MYSTERIES is a two-parter and despite the title, it is NOT a Halloween episode. It is perfect for Halloween, though, complete with a Count, creepy castles, dungeons, costume parties and musical little people.

In this episode, Frank (the good looking Hardy boy), Joe (the Hardy Boy everyone pretends is a good singer), and Nancy Drew (who is better looking than even Frank and non-singing) journey to Vlad Dracula’s castle in Transylvania to find the boy’s missing father. There is a convenient “rock festival” being held at the castle by PAUL WILLIAMS which gives both he and Joe and excuse to sing (separately and in a duet). Yes, THAT PAUL WILLIAMS. He was all over the place back in the ’70s, so I’m surprised it took him until the second season to show up. More on that later. Also guest starring in this episode are LORNE GREENE and BERNIE TAUPIN.

The story starts out with the boys dad, Fenton Hardy, arriving at Castle Dracula to investigate a string of art thefts occurring throughout Europe. Wait. Let’s rewind a second. The story ACTUALLY starts out with a long shot of the castle, silhouetted against the night sky and the howl of a distant wolf. Remember the sound of that wolf. You will hear it about 10 million times during the next 90 minutes. I expect you to down a shot of your favorite hard liquor every time you hear it.

Not long after Mr. Hardy starts creeping around the castle, you (the viewer, in case you forgot) see that he is not alone. There is also a pair of jackboots that follow and capture him. Remember these boots. If you are brave, or have an especially high tolerance to booze, you will want to incorporate them into the drinking game as well.

Frank and Joe arrive in Eastern Europe to search for their father, who they haven’t heard from in several weeks. The first person they meet is Inspector Hans Stavlin, of the Romanian police. Inspector Stavlin is played by none other than Canadian Battlestar Commander LORNE GREENE. Stavlin was working with Mr. Hardy on the art theft ring investigation. Since this is the boy’s show and they can’t be shown up by some commie thug, they discover evidence overlooked by Stavlin.

This evidence takes them first to Munich in a bus driven by Elton John’s songwriter, BERNIE TAUPIN. The cover of being a member of TAUPIN ‘s band is just what the Boys need to trace their father without raising any suspicions. Unfortunately this bus trip is complete with a sing-along of the BEATLE‘s “Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da,” a song I truly despise. It’s not any better when sung by SHAUN CASSIDY and BERNIE TAUPIN. I really hate that song. I think it’s the “oh blah dees” and “oh blah dahs” that I really hate. That and the association with the eponymous T.V. series…but I digress…again…

In Munich there is some mistaken identity involving a hotel bellman, who is probably a Nazi wanted for war crimes, by the Boys and Nancy Drew. Upon their first meeting, Nancy puts some fancy judo on Frank and flips him flat on his butt. The fear on Joe’s face after seeing that is priceless, as is the fear on Nancy’s when she realizes Frank has had it. I expected him to raise a pimp hand to her, but this was a family T.V. show in the ’70s.

It turns out that Nancy had been working with Mr. Hardy on the investigation (No one ever said Fenton couldn’t pick ‘em). Everyone compares notes then it’s off to Transylvania, and the “Dracula Festival” at the castle. The festival is being televised nightly to television audiences in the U.S. and is the brainchild of “rock star” Allison Troy. I put “rock star” in “quotes” because Troy is being “played” by singer, songwriter, and “actor” PAUL WILLIAMS.

Now a bit about PAUL WILLIAMS. I haven’t done the math, and CASEY KASEM is no longer on American Top 40 for me to write in and ask, but I think PAUL WILLIAMS may have written 40-60% of the songs that came out between 1974 and 1980. He is a very 70′s phenomenon, the likes of which we shall never witness again. He had a major role in DePALMA‘s PHANTOM OF PARADISE, and a song from that movie is featured in this episode. He also wrote “Rainbow Connection” from THE MUPPET MOVIE, one of my favorite songs of all time, and slightly kinder-traumatic with its melancholy undertones.

The rock festival itself is a pretty cool piece of T.V. production. The castle set is convincing, the bands are in continuous rotation, and all the guests wear the kind of really cool costumes that I dreamed I’d be able to wear at a Halloween party one day, but couldn’t because I wore glasses. Those masks at Spencer’s Gifts were almost worth being blind for, but alas, ’twas not to be. Oh yeah, Joe (CASSIDY) sings several songs like “That’s Rock n’ Roll” (no its not, SHAUN!). CASSIDY makes the strangest faces while singing and Frank is ALWAYS quick to come up with an excuse to leave the room before it gets this far.

There’s lots of other cool stuff that I won’t spoil, but some really great scenes are still in store, like:

  • The Burgermeister Meisterburger gets attacked in the catacombs!
  • Nancy’s battle with a vampire bat, while wearing a nightgown! (Nancy, not the bat)
  • Frankenstein’s slow dance with his girlfriend!
  • Opening Dracula’s coffin!
  • Angry villagers!
  • The final showdown with the vampire!

I was just a couple of years too young to get to enjoy this show when it first aired, but with the magic of DVDs and the prompting of Mickster, I’ve become hooked on it. There were several episodes that would be fitting during the Halloween season besides this one. I like the Hardy Boys episodes and the Nancy Drew ones equally, and I just wish that the split between them was equal. The show became more Hardy-centric during the second season and PAMELA SUE MARTIN left halfway through it. Even more changes were in store for Season 3 which is not yet released on DVD. Seasons 1 & 2 are available though. At the risk of sounding like a stereotypical old person, they don’t make shows like this or KOLCHAK: THE NIGHT STALKER anymore. Seeing them for the first time as a grown up just reinforces how great they were.

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9 responses so far ↓

  • 1 AbsintheNo Gravatar // Oct 24, 2008 at 5:24 am

    I have a secret obsession (or maybe not that secret) for all things Nancy Drew.  I’ve seen all the movies but never the TV show.  Must go find this now!  Not to mention that Phantom of the Paradise is one of my favorites.

  • 2 LaDraculNo Gravatar // Oct 24, 2008 at 11:13 am

    OMG, MUST SEE NOW.

    However, I’ll try to avoid my usual POTP tirade…although some highlights of it are, “How can anyone be inconspicuous while dressed like a character from ‘Battle of the Planets’?” and “Did DePalma even read the original novel?”

    HOWEVER, I have heard DePalma’s writing the screenplay for a remake. (As well as Williams trying to get a stage musical off the ground.) And I’m praying that “Mighty Boosh” hottie (Don’t worry yanks, it’ll be on Adult Swim in January so you know what the heck I’m talking about) Noel Fielding will play Winslow/Phantom…who looks more like a visual kei (Japanese glam rocker from this era) guy. And probably Kristen Bell as Phoenix…because she’s the only actress I could think of that sings.

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v132/AnnaValerious/POTP.jpg

    Man, if I had the dough, I would’ve made this remake already…

  • 3 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Oct 24, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    Uh, more pictures of Frank Hardy, please! :)

    Something tells me that Mickster is going to like this review as least much as I did.

    I just watched this episode within the last year, because I have the Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew box sets. How I loved this show. This is one of the episodes that I really retained through the years, mostly because of the backdrop.

    I actually met Paul Williams once and he was really nice. He told my then-boyfriend that of all the songs he’s written, he’s most proud of the Rainbow Connection. Isn’t he tops?

  • 4 Amanda By NightNo Gravatar // Oct 24, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    As a sidebar – the director of this episode, Joseph Pevney recently passed away. He was in his 90s and was an extremely prolific television director, most famous for the Tribbles episode of Star Trek. I didn’t know that he’d directed this ( saw his name on the second YouTube clip), but this review ended up being a really nice tribute to him.

    I feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

  • 5 micksterNo Gravatar // Oct 24, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    Trust me, Amanda, I requested more Frank Hardy photos while Prof.V.W. was working on this. Unfortunately, he was more concerned with Nancy Drew pictures. We Parker Stevenson fans can never be appeased! How cool to have met Paul Williams! He should be equally as proud of The Love Boat Theme! Prof.V.W., Great job! Aren’t you glad I introduced you to this show?

  • 6 aunt johnNo Gravatar // Oct 24, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    So my story pales in comparison to that of Amanda’s, but I once took the same cross country flight as Paul Williams. I forget in which airport I was catching a connection flight to L.A., it was either in North or South Carolina, but I was standing around the gate waiting when I noticed a tiny man out of the corner of my eye.

    I knew that I knew him from somewhere, but I couldn’t put my finger on it. So I did what any other weary traveler would do, I proceeded to stare at him in a rather inconspicuous fashion. Despite our eyes meeting a couple times, I still couldn’t place him until I walked past his first class seat while boarding.

    I swear his little feet couldn’t even reach the ground. So adorable, I just wanted to pick him up and put him in my pocket for safekeeping during the flight.

  • 7 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Oct 25, 2008 at 5:52 am

    The skull mask in HALLOWEEN 3 was a slight alteration of a preexisting Don Post mask. Is that not the very mask shown in the pic with shaun and Paul singing? Or am I nuts?

  • 8 micksterNo Gravatar // Oct 25, 2008 at 10:06 am

    I don’t think you are nuts, Unk. I remember Prof and me commenting about the similarity to the Halloween 3 mask while watching this episode. There is another mask that looks familiar. At the beginning of the God awful song “That’s Rock-n-Roll,” there is an old vampire mask that I am convinced is of Barnabas Collins. In House of Dark Shadows, Barnabas transforms to old rapidly after Dr. Hoffman purposely gives him the wrong dose of “anti-vampire” medicine. That mask looks like the result of his transformation. 
    Compare at 3:37:
     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rJ0saFHKhk
     

  • 9 micksterNo Gravatar // Oct 25, 2008 at 10:20 am

    My link didn’t work!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rJ0saFHKhk

    Let me try again.

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