Traumafession By Proxy :: Kinderpal Mickster on Super Naturals
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By aunt john
I have been searching several years for a commercial that traumatized my nephew when he was three years old. It was for hologram action figures called Super Naturals. As you will see in the commercial, a kid rips his head off to reveal a glowing wolf-man face. Poor Zac would run screaming, "Kid pull his head off!" to his bedroom. I wonder if other children were traumatized by this commercial?
Hello Kindertrauma! I'd like to share with you a couple of things that scared the holy whatsit out of me as a kid, if I may. I was reminded of the first one by your recent post about Super Naturals - here in the U.K. we had a Super Naturals…
I must admit, the thing that traumatized me most as a child was not in fact a scary movie at all, but a television commercial that would never be considered scary now. You must look at this from the eyes of a sensitive five-year-old child. The commercial was for a…
Hey kids! Unkle Lancifer here and boy have I got a treat for you, it's an early Christmas present from Kindertrauma legend Mickster! Our dear pal was kind enough to send us her views on one of our all time favorite Christmas specials, THE YEAR WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS. Is…
It does look fake looking at it now, but I think I felt that commercial was creepy.
Still, that toy looks better than "Gormiti"…
Chris
15 years ago
Man, they just don't make cool toys like this anymore. My Pet Monster, Rocks & Bugs & Things, Madballs, Boglins, that slime stuff that used to stick to the carpet and came in bubblegum machines, and that one toyline where the characters looked like something outta the Cthulhu mythos (The Immortals maybe?)… so much cool, creepy stuff growing up.
Nowadays? Bah. Gimmie back the toys of the 80's.
Antaeus Feldspar
14 years ago
Chris, I think the toy line you're talking about was Inhumanoids. I never had any of the toys but I loved the TV show when I could catch it!
It does look fake looking at it now, but I think I felt that commercial was creepy.
Still, that toy looks better than "Gormiti"…
Man, they just don't make cool toys like this anymore. My Pet Monster, Rocks & Bugs & Things, Madballs, Boglins, that slime stuff that used to stick to the carpet and came in bubblegum machines, and that one toyline where the characters looked like something outta the Cthulhu mythos (The Immortals maybe?)… so much cool, creepy stuff growing up.
Nowadays? Bah. Gimmie back the toys of the 80's.
Chris, I think the toy line you're talking about was Inhumanoids. I never had any of the toys but I loved the TV show when I could catch it!
DECOMPOSE!