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Attack of the eBay Monkeys!

September 20th, 2008 by unkle lancifer · 8 Comments

Look at all these eBay monkeys! I bet you’d like to adopt them all! What you don’t realize is that one of them is possessed by EVIL and will do everything in its power to destroy you and your loved ones once it’s gained admittance into your lovely home! Can you guess which one it is?

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powersgirl
powersgirl
12 years ago

Evil monkey!?  Holy ever loving crap, I have the one in the little blue and white navy engineers costume Right hand side, second to last row down).  I’ll say it’s older than my husband. lol.  Please tell me that he’s not evil cause my son has him in his room now.    He looks pretty benign compared to the rest of the lot – dang those are some creepy ass monkeys. (everything in the middle row) 

So, am I safe or doomed to die a terrifying and horrific death?

mickster
mickster
12 years ago

The 4th monkey looks like my Zippy monkey (except my monkey had a banana in his hand). Oh no! He may be pissed at me for chewing on his banana when I was little. Well, so far he hasn’t escaped the front bedroom to kill me in the night.

mrcanacorn
12 years ago

My money is on the middle monkey in the second row!  I don’t like the look in it’s eyes…there is an evil wisdom hidden in that plastic gaze that chills me to the bone.

Besides, no monkey named Zip could harm anyone…right?  Right?

Prospero
Prospero
12 years ago

At one time or another, my sister and I owned at least 4 or 5 of the above-pictured monkeys. It always seemed disturbing to me that they could suck either their thumbss or a banana (which was often molded into of one of their hands). Sadly, no matter how much we begged, Mom never let us have a real monkey. I guess she had the good sense to know they would eventually try to kill us, like the evil Capuchin in Monkeyshines.

wings1295
wings1295
12 years ago

I think it is the third monkey in the top row. Something about him/her/it is vaguely familiar. And very creepy.

Wings

poppedculture
poppedculture
12 years ago

It’s a trick question. They are ALL evil!

FatherOfTears
FatherOfTears
11 years ago

It’s the ones with the cymbals that you have to watch out for!