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Attack of the eBay Monkeys!

September 20th, 2008 by unkle lancifer · 8 Comments

Look at all these eBay monkeys! I bet you’d like to adopt them all! What you don’t realize is that one of them is possessed by EVIL and will do everything in its power to destroy you and your loved ones once it’s gained admittance into your lovely home! Can you guess which one it is?

Tags: Toy Chest

8 responses so far ↓

  • 1 powersgirlNo Gravatar // Sep 20, 2008 at 9:39 am

    Evil monkey!?  Holy ever loving crap, I have the one in the little blue and white navy engineers costume Right hand side, second to last row down).  I’ll say it’s older than my husband. lol.  Please tell me that he’s not evil cause my son has him in his room now.    He looks pretty benign compared to the rest of the lot – dang those are some creepy ass monkeys. (everything in the middle row) 

    So, am I safe or doomed to die a terrifying and horrific death?

  • 2 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Sep 20, 2008 at 10:45 am


    Do not fret! The monkey in the engineer outfit is widely considered the kindest and most conscientious of the lot. In fact it is said if you leave him next to an s.o.s. pad in your kitchen overnight he will even do your dishes for you! In other words, don’t throw him in the trash, buy him a banana.

  • 3 micksterNo Gravatar // Sep 20, 2008 at 11:33 am

    The 4th monkey looks like my Zippy monkey (except my monkey had a banana in his hand). Oh no! He may be pissed at me for chewing on his banana when I was little. Well, so far he hasn’t escaped the front bedroom to kill me in the night.

  • 4 mrcanacornNo Gravatar // Sep 20, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    My money is on the middle monkey in the second row!  I don’t like the look in it’s eyes…there is an evil wisdom hidden in that plastic gaze that chills me to the bone.

    Besides, no monkey named Zip could harm anyone…right?  Right?

  • 5 ProsperoNo Gravatar // Sep 21, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    At one time or another, my sister and I owned at least 4 or 5 of the above-pictured monkeys. It always seemed disturbing to me that they could suck either their thumbss or a banana (which was often molded into of one of their hands). Sadly, no matter how much we begged, Mom never let us have a real monkey. I guess she had the good sense to know they would eventually try to kill us, like the evil Capuchin in Monkeyshines.

  • 6 wings1295No Gravatar // Sep 22, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    I think it is the third monkey in the top row. Something about him/her/it is vaguely familiar. And very creepy.


  • 7 poppedcultureNo Gravatar // Sep 24, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    It’s a trick question. They are ALL evil!

  • 8 FatherOfTearsNo Gravatar // Dec 17, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    It’s the ones with the cymbals that you have to watch out for! 

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