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Creepy Crawly Funhouse!

Posted on By unkle lancifer

First came the back-to-back ARACHNOPHOBIA traumafessions, then I found crazy cabbage worms chomping on my garden! Now I can't stop itching! My current feelings can best be expressed with an all-bug FUNHOUSE! Now, I know all the creatures in today's FUNHOUSE flicks are not actually bugs but I don't have time to count legs and look these things up in fancy science books. If it ain't got fur then it ain't that cute and it needs to stand down and back the cuss up! Can you identify the creepy crawly movies below? One smart cookie will win an XXL Kindertrauma T-shirt for trying!

Overlook Funhouse!

Posted on By unkle lancifer

Egad, those rascally Overlook spookies have trashed the radio room! Can you help Wendy find the ten discrepancies before her husband loses his temper? All work and no Kindertrauma Funhouse makes everybody dull! Don't be dull! Click the middle images to enlarge!

Strip Monopoly Funhouse!

Posted on By unkle lancifer

We're all familiar with the slasher rules right? Only wholesome, virginal "good" girls have what it takes to survive! That's news to our pal Alice here who, when not sleeping with her employer, enjoys smoking pot, drinking beer and playing strip Monopoly! Go Alice! Help Alice win the game and survive the night by finding the TEN differences in these two pictures! (click to enlarge!)

Kindertrauma Funhouse :: Help Carrie White!

Posted on By unkle lancifer

Christ on a cracker! Carrie's secret magic powers have gotten her in a fix again by messing up the library. The timing could not be worse because here comes Tommy Ross to ask her out on a date! Can you help Carrie the teenage witch find the ten differences in the library before it's too late? Hurry before she burns in hell! (Click to enlarge!)

Pazuzu Funhouse

Posted on By unkle lancifer

Damn it! That nogoodnik Pazuzu is up to his old shenanigans again! The bastard has gone and messed up little Regan's basement craft corner! Can you help Father Karras find the 10 things that are different in the room? No pressure, it's only your eternal soul at stake! (click to enlarge!)

Psycho Funhouse: Norman Needs Your Help!

Posted on By unkle lancifer

Is Norman going mad again or has someone been switching things around in Mother's room? Help Norman prove he's still on the sane-train by finding the 12 differences in Momma Bates HQ! Make yourself a toasted cheese sandwich and take a good long look. Leave your answers in the comments section and we will shower you with the correct discrepancies later today! (click to enlarge!)

Mad Monster Funhouse

Posted on By unkle lancifer

UNK SEZ: Today's funhouse celebrates the very first issue of MAD MONSTER MAGAZINE! You've never seen a magazine like this before folks, it's fun and creative from cover to cover and super high on love for all things Horror. You'll even find me lurking within its pages and that's not even why I love it so. Besides things to read, it offers puzzles and games and a flipbook and even a very familiar looking old house you can build! It's like the horror version of HIGHLIGHTS and you need it now!

Make sure you visit MAD MONSTER MAGAZINE online HERE to learn more about it and how to subscribe. You may want to bookmark the address too as many more great things are soon to be found there!

Also: Why not "like" MAD MONSTER on Facebook HERE so that those who have worked hard to create such a treasure know that you appreciate it! Thanks kiddies and good luck!

Can you identify the movies the ten monsters below reside in? The comments section is "off" to thwart copying just send your answers to Kindertrauma@gmail.com. THREE people will be selected based on smartness and fashion obliviousness to win a FREE collectible FIRST issue of this miraculous mag! We only ask that contestants live in the US so that we can ship them off to you and still buy cat food for our ravaging horde!

Kindertrauma Screamhouse!

Posted on By unkle lancifer

Holy crap, national SCREAM Day has arrived! I have to go see SCREAM 4's very first showing today. It's senseless for me to try and fight it. I just want it to be better than Part 3, that's all I'm asking. That's not too much to ask is it? In celebration of the opening of SCREAM 4 we have a very special ghost-face infused Funhouse! Can you guess which image is from which of the the three installments? Give it a shot! Somebody with a correct answer will be given a prize! Take your time, its not about who is first! The winner will be randomly drawn so make sure your guess is present and make sure you see SCREAM 4 so that we can talk about it later!