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Creepy Crawly Funhouse!

June 17th, 2011 by unkle lancifer · 13 Comments

First came the back-to-back ARACHNOPHOBIA traumafessions, then I found crazy cabbage worms chomping on my garden! Now I can’t stop itching! My current feelings can best be expressed with an all-bug FUNHOUSE! Now, I know all the creatures in today’s FUNHOUSE flicks are not actually bugs but I don’t have time to count legs and look these things up in fancy science books. If it ain’t got fur then it ain’t that cute and it needs to stand down and back the cuss up! Can you identify the creepy crawly movies below? One smart cookie will win an XXL Kindertrauma T-shirt for trying!

Tags: Kindertrauma Funhouse

13 responses so far ↓

  • 1 PinchyNo Gravatar // Jun 17, 2011 at 9:18 am

    1. is Swarm (?)
    2. is Squirm
    5. is Phase IV (?)

  • 2 TaylorNo Gravatar // Jun 17, 2011 at 9:20 am

    1. The Swarm
    2. Squirm
    3. Ants? Was that what the one with Robert Foxworth was called?
    7. Kingdom of the Spiders
    9. Walt Disney Presents John Saxon On Ice
    10. Bug?

  • 3 LiterateDeadNo Gravatar // Jun 17, 2011 at 9:24 am

    Here’s what I got, for the most part…

    2) Squirm (because “You gonna’ be the worm face!)

    4) Killer Bees, from 1974 (just watched that last night… so gloriously weird!)

    5) Phase IV (why didn’t Saul Bass make more movies again?)

    6) Kingdom of the Spiders (I think?)

    7) Tarantulas: The Deadly Cargo

    8) Ticks/Infested (I know that lumpy Clint Howard anywhere!)

    10) Bug (another wild guess)

  • 4 LiterateDeadNo Gravatar // Jun 17, 2011 at 9:26 am

    Wait, is number 9 the same as the top poster? 1978’s The Bees? Because it’s been YEARS since I saw it, but I swear that looks familiar…

  • 5 turnidoffNo Gravatar // Jun 17, 2011 at 10:35 am

    9. Walt Disney Presents John Saxon On Ice! HA! YES!!!

  • 6 kebyarNo Gravatar // Jun 17, 2011 at 10:50 am

    3.) Is that ‘Empire of the Ants’? Those look like crappy Bert I. Gordon effects.
    9.) is most certainly ‘The Bees.’ Saxon gives that one away.

  • 7 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Jun 17, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Let’s see what we have so far…..

    1 THE SWARM!

    2 SQUIRM

    3 ANTS or (It happened at Lakewood Manor)


    5 PHASE IV


    7 TARANTULAS: The Deadly Cargo!

    8 TICKS

    9 THE BEES


    So 10 is the only one left!

    HINT: It’s from the same AMAZING director as PIECES & THE POD PEOPLE!!!

  • 8 cmcmcmcmNo Gravatar // Jun 17, 2011 at 11:49 am

    argh. i know nothing. but i hear ya about those damn cabbage worms!!

  • 9 PropagatrixNo Gravatar // Jun 17, 2011 at 1:00 pm


  • 10 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Jun 17, 2011 at 1:30 pm

    Props saves the day once again!

    OKay so I found a stray Kindertrauma T shirt. It’s white, it’s XL and it has the clown face on it!

    I want to make sure somebody who really wants it gets it so…

    whoever is the first to leave a comment saying “I REALLY WANT THAT SHIRT!” (& lives in the continental United States) will get it!:)

    If nobody wants it I will force Aunt John to turn it into a pillow case!

  • 11 godmonsterNo Gravatar // Jun 17, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    “I REALLY WANT THAT SHIRT!” I will give it to my wife though. Your website is the most fun and I look forward to visiting daily. I have still not composed my traumafession, but it is coming.
    Yours, Mike.

  • 12 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Jun 17, 2011 at 2:11 pm

    We have a winner!

    I nabbed your address Godmonster & I’ll send that shirt off Monday!

    Thanks to all who played and I hope all have a good fFather’s day weekend!

    Remember to “like” Kindertrauma on Facebook and remember…


  • 13 FatherOfTearsNo Gravatar // Jun 17, 2011 at 6:53 pm

    #5 I knew right away. #7 I saw on TV when it first came out. I was the first time I saw a kid die either on screen or on TV. I also recognised #8. I first saw that on the CLASSIC Sci-Fi Channel.

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