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UNK SEZ: We had so much fun with our pal Amanda by Night last week that we asked her to stop by and host the Kindertrauma Funhouse once again. She's got some real toughies for you kids this time. After you've made some guesses, make sure you stop by her home base MADE FOR TV MAYHEM for even more made for television fun!












UNK SEZ: You kids are in for a special treat! Today's Kindertrauma Funhouse is being hosted by the glamorous queen of television AMANDA BY NIGHT of the beyond spectacular MADE FOR TV MAYHEM!!! Amanda has supplied us with ten televisions on which can be seen ten images from ten made-for-television masterpieces. How many can you name?












Hey, Look! I grabbed a shot from each and every AMITYVILLE HORROR film. Can you tell which image is from which movie?











Since it's New Year's Day, I thought I'd share 20 swatches from the posters of 20 of my favorite horror movies of the last decade. Can you guess the movies?
Disclaimer: There are a lot of great movies missing from this list (I don't think there are too many left field surprises though). I'm not claiming that these movies are superior to any others, just that these are the ones that resonated the most with yours truly for whatever arbitrary reason.
Furthermore, because I try to have an open mind rather than a stagnant one, my opinion is subject to change at the drop of a dime. In other words, take it all with a grain of salt. I'm already regretting not including the fascinating HOSTEL based solely on my bitter feelings toward its director (by the way ELI, enough with the texting, if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.), THE DARK HOURS (simply because I don't think many people have seen it.) and the genre-defying masterpieces MULHOLLAND DR. and IRREVERSIBLE.
I also think (with one exception) that I was prejudiced against newer titles just because it's way too soon to say whether I'm madly in love or just crushing on them.
Also: If you don't feel like guessing, leave a comment telling all of us about your own favorite films of the decade anyway. One commenter is going to win the beautiful noir comic THE CHILL by JASON STARR (art by MICK BERTILORENZI) courtesy of our pals at DC!






























