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Kinder-Don’ts

April 24th, 2008 by unkle lancifer · 3 Comments

  1. Don’t read children’s books written by DAVID CRONENBERG
  2. what's inside me?

    [More self-exploration HERE]

  3. Don’t assume sharks are the biggest threat in the ocean!
  4. glurpo

    [More on Glurpo HERE & HERE]

  5. Don’t try to collect every STAR WARS toy!
  6. poor uncle owen and aunt beru

    [Found HERE]

  7. MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL: Don’t put it in your mouth!

  8. [Extended version HERE]

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CarrieWhitePower
12 years ago

That 1st book is amazing. This calls for an animated gif. Also, THANKS A BUNCH! I will now think Glurpo is going to slaughter me once the sun does down…

aunt john
Admin
12 years ago

GIF it up Carrie… GIF it up!

kittyleclaw
12 years ago

OMG! I thought the “don’t put it in your mouth” ad was a Canadian thing? I’m delighted to know that I may not be the only one who sings this in the shower…